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Love that song wilms :)

How Can Anybody Possibly Know How I Feel

She told me she loved me
Which means
She must be insane.
I’ve had my face dragged in
Fifteen miles of shi t
And i do not / and i do not
And i do not like it.

So how can anybody say
They know how i feel?
The only one around here who is me
Is me

They said they respect me
Which…[Read more]

:) shurrup and give us a snog

I mean song

:wink:

OK.. i love kittens as much as the next person but I am not a sentimentalist. I am a realist. The reality is, there are too many pets in this country whose owners do not look after them properly. One way of looking after your pets is to have them neutered. When there is a recession, pets suffer. The reality of too many unwanted animals is…[Read more]

Its supposed to be a talent contest. The twins have about as much talent as two bog brushes. Danyl is a recalcitrant temper tantrum thrower with about as much charisma as dog food. The only one who shows any talent has a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Simon Cowell is good though. :D

Hmm… ok.. at the risk of appearing a bit dim… what the hell would a masonic lodge be doing wanting to have a party in a hospital? Unless, they worked there.

I just hate the Lobby. If people went to the rooms to talk instead of sitting in the doorway the conversation would flow better. Also, its easier for the Guide’s to get at the scrollers if they have to come into the rooms.

So, instead of having a Sort out JC group, you could just have a Go Into the Flipping Rooms group.

Or…. leave, thats…[Read more]

The Angel Gabriel cannot write.. he has to get other people to write stuff down! Don’t you know your religious texts?

hypocrites :D

Greenday – Jesus of Suburbia

Part I: Jesus Of Suburbia
I’m the son of rage and love
The Jesus of Suburbia
The bible of none of the above
On a steady diet of
Soda Pop and Ritalin
No one ever died for my
Sins in hell
As far as I can tell
At least the ones that I got away with

And there’s nothing wrong with me
This is how I’m supposed to be
In a…[Read more]

OK… well, so far there are two followers of the new Dime religion. Who knows, in 2,000 years the Dime people may be having wars with the Curly Wurly tribes.

Pete, here’s a tip for you.. if the Angel Gabriel should come to you and give you a message… stick your fingers in your ears and hum very loudly so you cannot hear it.

We have enough religious groups already in this world without someone starting a new one that involves Dimes.

:D

You posted that link before…..

did you remember yours?

Of course he’s not.. he would have known all about the Angel Gabriel if he had been.

Did you know that the Archangel Gabriel had the horn? He also may have been a burning bush……..which is kind of surreal.

Why did someone not shoot the messenger? We may have been saved a lot of bother.

That clown has gout!

And bad teeth………..so smoking doesn’t just ruin your health it gives you yellow teeth too.

And possibly premature baldness and big feet.

And I’m sure he has bad breath.

Its the angel’s fault…… don’t blame it on the muslims, don’t blame it on the christians, don’t blame it on the bad times.. blame it on the boogie… I mean angels.

Kent… i’d take the first option, I’ve been to Gravesend

And Pete… ffs take this seriously :D :wink:

the seven deadly sins seem to be paying a visit…………and for our next trick, the wrath of god descends. :D

Nobody said life was meant to be easy! :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

But Cas, I’ve provided a solution to the fiscal issue. Deduct the lost revenue from a total smoknig ban from the vast sums of money that we pour into the NHS.

We are constantly being told by the anti-smoking Nazis how much smokers are costing the NHS in the form of wide ranging and (no doubt) expensive treatments for ‘smoking…

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