minim

I hope you are upwind then!!!!!

Actually apologies to all people from Essex! :) My gramps was from Essex and I used to go there all the time when I was a nipper and loved it.

……….I am just joshing about! Thought i’d better point that out as some people don’t know me very well on here and don’t know my sense of humour, which is a bit on the dry side!!!!

:lol:

That would be a brilliant name for a book

……..The White Stiletto

A story of murder mystery and suspenders in darkest Essex.

although am not sure how exciting the murder of vowels would be

surprised you felt it

on a different note

……..i’ve just discovered I’ve got a stalker! Is stalking a chav kind of thing to do? Or can stalkers come from all walks of life? If you are being stalked by a chav is that worse that being stalked by someone from Essex?

A face off

oh well every good boy deserves favours.

I am not 100% sure of these facts, but I read somewhere a while ago that chemical castration doesn’t stop the desire to act, but only the ability. People who are chemically castrated have the potential to carry out crimes of a far worse nature as a result.

I am sure there was a whole lot of stuff about this in a book by Ann Rice called…[Read more]

pluck off …….

hmm I fancy pizzicato with extra anchovies for tea!

Chavs!!!!!

I don’t know about you but i am semi-toned

A photograph should tell the whole story, although I will agree that in some instances you need to know the background. I have been to a few exhibitions of photography over the years, and I am moved most by the ones that need no explanation.

Tel, the pic is a good one. The guy on the left looks like he is about to rip your head off, they give…[Read more]

Would you like a quaver? it might stave off your hunger

There were two beatniks in a bar……………………….

I don’t think you can call people from Essex a race.

@panda12 wrote:

@minim wrote:

They sneak across in the dead of night with cans of special brew, fake tans and novelty eyelashes, and thats just the men!

Ah yes! The women have fake nails and white stilletos.

Nooo, thats just people from Essex.

They sneak across in the dead of night with cans of special brew, fake tans and novelty eyelashes, and thats just the men!

There are chavs of all colours and religious beliefs. Chavs cross all barriers.

Pandas aren’t common, but maybe the liking of them could be considered chavvy.

I don’t think chavs are common actually. Although there are quite a few of them.

I am now wondering if liking pandas could be considered chavvy.

I actually really like pandas. I was very emotionally attached to a knitted panda when i was a small child and since then I have an irrational penchant for all things panda. :D