minim

i haven’t heard that joke… but then I doubt I could hear it anyway cos the font size is too small.

You breathe through your ears?

@Pete wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

Just been having a gander at the mail and saw this

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=550729&in_page_id=1770&ct=5

FFS!! im sick hearing about something different everyday that will give you cancer! At this rate, people wont be able to eat or drink anything

if that was true…

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neither do we…..ur the one spoutin off about fastcars makin me wet…………oh an btw…….does the pic rott sent me of him and his son in the bath….make mims unfit too look after children….cos accordin to rott she took it.

Pats, I hadn’t noticed this comment when you posted it, I don’t read everything that is posted on the boards. It…[Read more]

Wash your mouth out with soap!

Bye nanny

Thank you.

Your toes are on the starting line, step into the future. Don’t look back.

xxx

:) Thank you … there is a god. I nearly had to eat my words, and you don’t want to know what I just said!

no he didn’t

Just a minute… repetition!

@ForumHostPB wrote:

…. as I said – leaving aside the class warfare issues for a moment ….

Are you a Norweigan Blue?

Yes! Though it was a fashion statement I’ll have you know!

Anyone got any Gaviscon?

Anway, thank god Liverpool will win tomorrow.

I wish I’d done the 50p thingy… I just had to eat my hat.

Warm tape – Red Hot Chillis

Shiver for me girl
Deliver for me my darling
Pushin’ up to you
A river that runs right thru you
Swim for your smile
In a blue rock quarry
Make it for me baby
You won’t be sorry
Shiver for me now
Deliver for me my darling

[Chorus:]
Miles and miles of nether worlds I roam
Settle for love you’re never far from home
Carry…[Read more]

I love that track ….Linkin Park may be thrashy, but they come out with some brilliant stuff.

Its as sick as the man who left his mentally ill and poorly wife to starve to death. He only got 18 months though.

These are isolated examples, cruelty is everywhere.

I guess I have read so many books it is difficult to choose ones that are my favourites. Here are just a few that spring to mind:

The Wasp Factory by Iain M Banks
anything by Jane Austen
Player of Games also by Iain M Banks
Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll and Through the Looking Glass
The Golden Notebook by Doris Lessing
Hitchiker’s Guide…[Read more]

Somebody told me

Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I’ve had it with this game
I’m breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven ain’t close in a place like this
Anything goes but don’t blink you might miss
Cause heaven ain’t close in a place like this
I said heaven ain’t close in a place like this
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I like the Beano and Dandy and I had a Rupert the Bear annual once.

Pride and Prejudice would be appropriate for this place though :D

She is just one of the 5,000 ‘holes in Blackburn Lancashire.

I blame the seagulls… they just aren’t big enough to lift a fox off its feet. Now if the seagulls were bigger, we wouldn’t have a fox problem.