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Nature played a better joke when she put men’s brains in their balls.

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Disturbing and quite Round

You’re contemplative, thoughtful, and in tents
Taking time to figure out the meaning of life means one extra after dinner mint
Because you’re so introspective, you often paint yourself purple and tap dance on the table
No one can really understand how you are on the inside… and that disturbs them.

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61% passionate 39 % compassionate

You are very passionate, especially when it comes to dust bunnies
In fact, it’s sometimes difficult for you to tell between fluff and dust
You jump in head first, and figure things out later… usually when the vacuum cleaner has broken down.

:shock:

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Fish

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Rapture

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Moving on

You can’t stay here forever
It just isn’t possible
You have to move
One step in front of the other
Don’t dawdle!

If you don’t take that first step
You will never learn how it is done
Frozen with fear
On the edge of a life
You can’t see.

It takes real courage
To step into nothing
But the ground will harden
Under your feet
As each day is done.

So…move! Now!
Come on, get on with it
The blind will always lead the blind
You have to get in front.

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Love that one ruby :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwNzTfQv2c

The look of concentration when it finally pees is hilarious.

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@kevin wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCIKCJ1CmeU

The link doesn’t seem to work.

I don’t remember anything about childbirth, I was asleep.

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Accidents will happen – Elvis Costello

Oh I just dont know where to begin
Though he says hell wait forever
Its now or never
But she keeps him hanging on
The silly champion
She says she cant go home
Without a chaperone

Accidents will happen
We only hit and run
He used to be your victim
Now youre not the only one

Accidents will happen
We only hit and run
I dont want to hear it
cause I know what Ive done

Theres so many fish in the sea
That only rise up in the sweat and smoke like mercury
But they keep you hanging on
They say youre so young
Your mind is made up but your mouth is undone

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And its the damage that we do
And never know
Its the words that we dont say
That scare me so

Theres so many people to see
So many people you can check up on
And add to your collection
But they keep you hanging on
Until youre well hung
Your mouth is made up but your mind is undone

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I know, I know, (repeat)

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Eddie the Eagle

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