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orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
lol laine good story,but its sorry hang on,its I haven’t sussed out the quote method yet
its martin I wanted a word with
so my question to lord snooty is
yeh we all know you’ve got a yacht martin,paid by your loyal members with yer I will cut the ads scam
I would pay a fiver a year, but fck me sideways and call me tiffany if I pay you a fiver a…[Read more] -
orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
I thought she meant rum and cola
not can you give her one up the erm
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orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
as you probably know I used to be in the merchant navy(to paraphrase billy joel for the longest time)
language can sometimes get lost in translation victor
and yeh for all you Spanish speakers out there
I once ordered my then time gf ISA,a rumpa de coola,but I really meant cuba libre
she slapped my face
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orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
ive also give a very slight sort of chuckle at ol mans skeps pathetic attempt at trying to do a “funny”
is this my thread yeh?
oh me golden rule,never swear on youre own thread
but I sort of chortled for about a second
skep thinking he was going to get a sh%g -
orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
double grins reezer
my sometimes once a month gf is called reezer
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orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
ps sums what workmates? dint realize you had a job
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orson kart replied to the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
lol id hate that.
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orson kart started the topic BEING SHOWN UP in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
yeh I was just walking my dog this morning,and somebody shouted me about 50 yards away
HEY COSY BOLLOX
I turns round and says” what you shouting that at me in the street for”
she says “well that’s your name innit”?
I sez ” no its not,my nickname is cosy,(ive been called cosy since I was about 6,its a long story,its about my mam knitting…[Read more] -
orson kart replied to the topic Presidential Debate in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
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orson kart replied to the topic Music Thread in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
ta arcy babes xx
but will you stop putting pics of me dad onlol x
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orson kart replied to the topic Music Thread in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
ps I don’t do links so I cant see them or summsies
to many Trojans knocking about
I like the piccy song things
id love to see mungo jerry
no hang on id really like to see my dad(peter no one) only kidding pops no one
sing something is happening ,(you know when he pretended to be a hermit)
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orson kart replied to the topic Music Thread in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
got any spares arc?
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orson kart replied to the topic You might as well live in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
IDIOT,try pixels
good job im here,or otherwise
youd have ended up in the dreaded 0 reply bin, -
orson kart replied to the topic ALL IM TRYING TO DO in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
erm yeh lecky blank is on
is there anybody else who has a point
post it,i can wait for hours I don’t do that chat nonsense anymore
cya laters
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orson kart started the topic ALL IM TRYING TO DO in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
well tbh im a bit of a nonentity,a nobody,i hate swearing on my threads,so just think of me as a winker,i don’t actually know where im going here on this thread
all im asking is does anybody feel like me bothered,bemused and bereft
please don’t put me in the 0 reply bin
even if its a sod off orse its better than nowt
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orson kart replied to the topic Music Thread in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
ta ange xx im into weird hippy chicks ,who think Woodstock was only yesterday
aah kazzy carps,only yesterday,might bang it on
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orson kart replied to the topic Which is the lie in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
bit like that bird,soz ive forgot her name now,so long since ive danced the auld lobbyesque
she sells balloons or summat in Wiltshire
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orson kart replied to the topic Which is the lie in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
im utterly appalled at ol man skeps pathetic attempts to try and slither out of this one,weve all seen it,its there for impertuity,
never mind what borny says,shes off her bonce
kenningtons is what she is a beautiful lady of indian descent
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orson kart replied to the topic Music Thread in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
soz sofes I knew it was 18 forgot to press the 1 button,but on a brighter note,ive found me fone
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orson kart replied to the topic Music Thread in the forum Chat forum three boards 9 years ago
supposed to be on a building site tomoz,im waiting for a call from franny
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