did I see our milks saying top gun?
I was saving that for belle
belle has had justabout enough and wades through the swamps of Louisiana,hitch hikes to colorado
and finds her dream man,yup no mill worker or burger flipper for our belle
she has ambitions no waitress job for her ,waiting to be used on a Hollywood casting couch.
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emma whoo and morticia adams
in a dastardly plot try to fool jc regs
but it all goes tits up when they pick on cosys mate.
don’t pick on our rubes again ok.
tinks loses her nickers on a train,and a guy whos been eyeing her up
hasten to add they accidentally fell out of her bag
and some jc nutter rampages thru the corridors look at me look at me im wearing tinks nickers onmy head
am I funny
er not really as lake gets tazered.
dd goes to the Algarve via Greece,and falls in love with a portugese waiter who gets up early to secure dds sun bed
but it all goes tragically wrong when she invites him back to hers and jose starts putting felt tips on her duvet and says in pidgin English you togs no good.
romeo and juliet
moi climbs up to guccis window on a ladder while her husband is asleep in the west wing
starts whispering sweet nothings to her but tragically falls off and lands in a drunken crumpled heap.
mr pat finally gets a job
as a supermarket shelf stacker,but annoys the management when he asks for a step ladder,even tho he is only on filling the freezer duties.
the postman always rings twice
but not at borns he doesn’t he rings once and his dragged in with his sack over his head
but our intrepid postman turns the tables and puts the sack over her head
coughs empties his sack then puts the rest of his letters in a few lidls carrier bags he finds lying about on our raven beauties encrusted carpet
confessions of a window cleaner
milky sick of talking utter tosh ,finally gets off his arse and buys a chamois leather and a bucket
and sets up a window cleaning round,in a desperate attempt to peer thru trubs window.
all the boys love mandy laney
which in fact they don’t so in a fit of pique laney packs her karaoke gear away
and goes over the water to find love and marriage
then tells all the boys in jc
look what you could have won.
carry on camping
mr q gets his bike out of the shed after being inspired after reading an enid blyton novel
and calls on his mates Julian dick,ann and the slightly butch george
and cycle to devon and stay on a farm where they have lashings and lashings of ginger beer
and timmy the dog sniffs out a escaped murderer hiding in a barn.
and a brief description why.
well after my thread was trashed by oh I cant name names but indirectly bloss who upset ge.
its back to the drawing board,so here goes
I know what you did last summer
or rather this one
linda goes on the rampage and culls everybody who says she isn’t American.
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