Morticia

@sunny wrote:

[Morty f00k sake women where ya been iv missed ya come back to me

DARLINNNNNN XOXOXO you bloody great ray of sexiness xoxox :D

I’m here and gagging for you – hope you can handle it ! :wink:

It doesn’t matter whether it’s on a free channel or not, or whether Gordon Ramsey is on UK or US TV.

He’s still an overrated t’sser.

:mrgreen:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In the lawyer’s case she wore a full body & face veil because she was plug ugly and didn’t want to put the Jury against her client.

Plug ugly ??? You mean she looks like a plug ???? A three-prong or bathroom ???

At the best of times I didn’t frequent the chat rooms that much….but I even I remember (even if it is vaguely) RT.

But, more importantly, I do remember Pats cupboard.

That must be whiffing a bit now musn’t it ??????? :shock:

Just how many quiz shows can they put on TV after 1:00am ????

Virtually every channel (apart from the err *ahem* adult ones……..) starts playing these stoopid quiz shows – no decent TV this time of the morning any more………(apart from the errr *ahem* adult ones……..) :lol:

Tis the only time when I am nearly grateful that I work in an office…………

Air con………mmmmmmm 8)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

who is to blame?
she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw…

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@geordiebird wrote:

well i say a crash i mean a slight bump but still :(

was in car park at a shop and i was on my way to the exit. this women in a very nice new mondeo starts to reverse into my pathway. she didnt see me and reversed right into the side of me!!!

who is to blame?
she says me coz i should have stopped when i saw her reversing.
i…

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Can I log onto my account I have with one of our suppliers we use at work ??

I can get fab discounts on stationery supplies :lol:

It’s difficult to see whether he’s being serious or taking the piss……………

But nonetheless, nice Botox jabs Hoff :D
:lol:

@Gyps wrote:

I really do….. :(

Will a sh@g do ?????? :D

@Redsi wrote:

This scam is better, I can tell you that now:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/index.html
Takes longer to read but it’s definitely worth it!

Oh Fantastic !!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

LMFAO

Good boy ! Revenge is oh so sweet.

[rather worrying about the seller’s “leg” fetish though……………..]

Thanks Giggletastic ! :D Better make it a double………….. :?

Temp Agencies are shyte at the best of times. :roll: Don’t matter if you work for them or have to use them to fill your employee requirements – they are sheeeeeiiiiiiiiitttte.

They sent my current temp to the wrong address, my last temp decided not to turn up on her last…[Read more]

@Mr Amphibian wrote:

Personally, I’d sack your office manager for incompetence. Of course people exaggerate on their CV’s. How else are they going to get an interview. Anyone with experience in recruitment would be able to tell. (Yes, I have. Many years)

Bit harsh that ? HR “fob off” half their responsibility to the office manager [well in my…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

A few weeks ago, I made the mistake of trying to take on some new staff for our office.

We place adds in all the local papers and at the jobcentres and we got about 300 “cv” and our office manger spent a week to going thru them.

Finally we got the numbers down to about 20 and interview them last week, but they where all…

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Eating waaaaay too much today.

And still not stopping even though I feel sick.

Now, is there any chocolate left ??? :?

You’re right ma’hunny you have gooooone !

[but as you had such a “distinctive” piccie, I can still see it in my head……………]

@flippin’ crazy wrote:

Where the feck did i go??!! :shock:

You went over there

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@sunny wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Did u ave to quote me Sian…. I cant alter me spelling mistake now…. :oops: :lol:

Thick c00nt lol :lol: :wink: :twisted:

LOL ! :lol: