Mrs_Teapot

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@rusty trawler wrote:

Dear Mrs Teapot

Whilst the idea of engaging in a torrid affair with a gangster’s moll is initially very appealing, I’m a veritable coward.

My man servant is no match for the Mr Teapot’s motley gang, and quite frankly I don’t think I’ll be able to secure his services for much longer; the tenor of my recent correspon…

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Yes to female

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Yes she is on TV occasionally and has been in the news recently

feels ill :-…

Cyber Valentines thread :D

@jen_jen wrote:

Dear Mr Teapot,

I do hope that you will keep this correspondence private and I will be brief (there’s a first time for everything!). Could you please let Mr Trawler believe that you’re after him for a little while longer? It won’t take much longer for me to entice him into my cabin and I have such delights planned for him.

Your…

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Dear Mr Trawler & Miss jenjen

It’s a well known fact that when a Yorkshire man is annoyed, their response is typically a tut followed by: “…I’m gonna write a letter.” This is that letter!

It has shocked me to the core that you dare to draw attention to my clandestine pursuits, and what business it of yours how I make my money? If it were not f…[Read more]

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Family party on Sunday…. to introduce my Grandson to his relatives…. poor unsuspecting little guy :D