Nicey

Happy Birthday DD …. have a fab day xx

You mean …. it wasn’t for real???!!?!?

Waaaaaaaaaa

Happy Birthday Blonde! xx

Hope it’s a great day! :D

Nicey xx

Enjoy the cake …..

Happy Birthday rusty xxxx

cop a feel of those jugs :D

… makes a note ……

Su = curlywurly-trollop???

Wishing you every happiness for your future. :D

Have a fantastic day!
Love, Nicey xxxx

PS Save me some of the buffet please :D

@rusty trawler wrote:

@SimplySu wrote:

FAO Mr. R Trawler, esq.
…

Dear Ms Su

What an absolute pleasure it was to receive your letter.

You will undoubtedly have noted that respondents to my little appeal appeal, for the most part, appear to be performing a volte face and, reminiscent of someone recovering from a brief bout of amnesia, they are…

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Well .. what can I say?
I am surprised and delighted to achieve this award :o :D
I never expected it at all and it comes as a great shock.
I would like to thank one or two people, but don’t worry, I will keep it short sniff

I must thank my family, without whom none of this would have been possible –
my mum and dad who have always e…[Read more]

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

I dont care who it is and im not typing an essay just to get some jiggy, so who ever wants to be my cyber valentine i can promise alcohol and condoms and plenty of chocolate, Rohypnol will also be available (if wanted or required).

Good times guaranteed.

Lucy, Lucy … where is your dignity, woman?
You’re letting the side…[Read more]

Dear Crusty Brawler,
I may be interested in your offer of chocolate this February (being innocent, I am not sure what “jiggy” involves).
My qualifications and experience are as follows:
Qualifications
* expert with a notebook and pencil (which I am fond of licking)
* ample curvaceous assets
Experience
* I turn up naked and bring beer
I look…[Read more]

Happy Birthday Tracy, Vicar and Su …
You can fight it out who gets which cake

Awwww such cuuute little polar bears …… is that David Attenborough I can see in the background???

My beautiful girl Chloe who we had for 17 years

And Clover with her brother (RIP) when they were babies

Found the thread Penny

Disappointing news ……. it wasn’t a baby or babies …..
I just had bad wind
sniffffff

Oh …. erm …. I think it’s boy twins netty …. can we have stuff in blue please …. or yellow …. or white (innocent … like me)

and his hand is NOT weird … ok? ok???!!!

[don’t upset the pregnant lady … her waters might go]
:D

Thank you, thank you :D

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

Taffy …….. Already done :wink:

Great design pants though netty …. even enough room in the extension part to fit a tube of Pringles :D

And … if you are thinking of knitting some yourself ……. you will need one of these …

:-

And just look what she did to the safe …… :(

…. she was only supposed to blow the bluddy doors off!!!

Belated Birthday Greetings envy xxxx