Northern Monkey

Jooly – am doing splendid, have managed to have a nice seafood meal washd down with becks.

peeps – here’s some pics of my car (tell me if i bore you)

its a 1987 Toyota Celica Convertible, there’s about 15 left on the roads now in the UK as most have been neglected by the climate and expense to maintain.

It runs with a 2 litre twin can 16…[Read more]

@Jooly wrote:

Oo( Is Northerm Monkey Irish :? )

i just wanted to post inane drivel then edit it because i’m a cheeky monkey.

Ali G’s always asking for you ‘where’s me jooly’ :lol:

how you doing anyway – i’m getting another beer

@Constantine wrote:

You call this a photo-gallery?

It looks more like mug shot’s of crack-heads!

Bunch of banana’s, go away worm.

@Soulie wrote:

where’s ant? – anybody heard from him… not seen him about for a while

probs in the ant hill.

:lol:

(from Websters Dictionary)

nonce
Function: adjective
: occurring, used, or made only once or for a special occasion <a nonce word

(from Cambridge Advanced Learner’s Dictionary)

Definition
nonce word – a word invented for a particular occasion or situation

(from the Oxford English Dictionary)

Nonce

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Hey you – yup sunshine 1, which rally cars are you fond of?

Had a nice day Tommy?

good stamina young Sir

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

LoL, look at so-called mr non-abusive go :wink:

you can hardly expect me to hold my hypothetical tongue when facing your torrent of abuse, i am merely allowing you to witness the spleandour you scatter on this earth.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

since you are the one who called me both a nazi and a paedophile,

quote my calling you a nazi or paedo you rectum mite.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

@Northern Monkey wrote:

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

otherwise show us all my discriminative remarks

you must learn to differentiate between you and the other people that live in your head.

LoL.

You know what us nazi paedophiles are like.

no, i do not know what you nazi paedophiles are like, please keep your personalities to yourself.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

He is following me around!

I was simply answering him a question, like the polite, well mannered gentleman I am.

how does one go about “answering him a question” because i’m fecked if i know :lol:

i think you’ll find the only thing following you around is your trail of sh.ite that dribbles out yer head.

leech of satan, feck off back to your crack house and take a hit.

@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

Cos you’re a c*nt

:lol: artistic.

rather than call them wrinkles – i prefer laughter and smile lines.

the word wrinkles remind me of the old witch in Snow White :lol:

what pissed me off today…

my dog ate his duvet, i wasnt on holiday having a cool mixer with vodka and i didnt win the lottery.

I didnt drive my car today – that’s how much it sucked.

35 degrees at night in the indian ocean, on a little island. Coktails are fantastic.