Oss

@angel* wrote:

Spending just over £70 on 6 new towels today :shock:

And finding one white hair :shock:

What were the rest of them grey :lol:

@angel* wrote:

Very good wench :lol: :lol: :lol:

Im’ always swearing in the office, and I work with 3 girls who never swear, I do forget myself sometimes but it’s my way of coping with stress so FU/K THEM :wink: :lol: :lol:

Would ya fu/k them – corr i could sell that movie for millions :twisted:

Hello me Angel darlin – glad you liked your pm sweetheart – how was your day?

and Pete mate – you are in JC and MY NAME IS OSS :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

GB you wouldn’t believe i have to use those anyway…i have the evil versions swilling in my head whenever my boss asks me something :evil: :twisted:

Funny shit tho 8)

Does the evil version involve whips and chains :roll: :twisted:

Not with my manager Oss. She is female. :shock:

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@Pete wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@Temptress wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

None

Ditto :lol:

ditto again!

And I even signed in to check :roll: :lol:

Nobody loves us :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ppl do love you, they just happen to be really old and suffer from Altzimers and have forgot you exist :lol: :lol: :lol:

get personal with me i…

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you can’t use the fish – i ate it for dinner :roll:

How very dare you too :?

@Pete wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Thats a good start but can’t i be surrounded by women as i have put aload of work into this :roll: :lol:

you did??? :roll: :^o :-k

Yeah, well, but, do i look bothered, do i, i iant bothered, right, i started the thread yeah, didn’t i, i look bothered, i think not :lol:

If he is allowed to go – i want to go, and besides he owes me a beer :lol:

@paddypower69 wrote:

I have given up smoking for 18 days now, but the urge to light up is massive sometimes, is there anyone out there in the same boat? If so what are they doing to try and stop this?

get a small pen or pencil and just constantly roll it around your fingers – always works for me.

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Thats a good start but can’t i be surrounded by women as i have put aload of work into this :roll: :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

GB you wouldn’t believe i have to use those anyway…i have the evil versions swilling in my head whenever my boss asks me something :evil: :twisted:

Funny shit tho 8)

Does the evil version involve whips and chains :roll: :twisted:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Catz wrote:

@Temptress wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

None

Ditto :lol:

ditto again!

And I even signed in to check :roll: :lol:

Nobody loves us :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ppl do love you, they just happen to be really old and suffer from Altzimers and have forgot you exist :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Buny boiler (fatal attreaction) someone who is obsessed with you and won’t leave you alone, and the more you ignore her the worse she gets. Even nasty and evil, down to the point of sticking your bunny in a pot and boiling it alive :lol:

I’ll take the vacancy! :lol: 8)

I’ve got a special bunny for you to boil :wink:

It needs practice :lol: :lol:

Cyber Dad lol ffs i aint that old :shock:

Buny boiler (fatal attreaction) someone who is obsessed with you and won’t leave you alone, and the more you ignore her the worse she gets. Even nasty and evil, down to the point of sticking your bunny in a pot and boiling it alive :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

oh er missus !!!! with or without lubricant? :)

Oh er missus – i is a bloke ya bleedin Jockanese lovely :wink:

Sorted Paddy mate. :D

There ya go paddy mate, i’ve already posted that one for ya :?