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Come on Ppl 9 left – Lucky is boiling the first for me :lol:

I would give it all to my mother so that she can give me pocket money for the rest of my life :D

You wouldn’t happen to be eating the same meal as Beatty would ya Paddy :roll:

Me never – ya want a bunny Lucky – i got one with your name on it – but i suppose if i give it to ya it won’t be Lucky anymore :shock:

How about……

Walk up to a young lady and say

“When i meet someone really beautiful i get butterflies in my stomach”

she might reply “Really”

then ya can come back with a quick witty one liner.

“It’s alright love, it was just wind” :lol:

Thats very good providing you haven’t had the pen shoved up yer nose already for drawing on her hand :shock:

I don’t use chat up lines – just my natural charms

and btw there is 2 s’s’ in OSS mate :lol:

na, tho it might of been a man in drag :roll:

what about yours – was yours a transformer :lol:

With it bein so cold have ya got a permenant nipon :twisted:

Yeah but i don’t know if you did get laid :?

RIght back to the grind stone – cya in about 2 hours :lol:

cheers mate – are you gonna apply it or should i apply it myself :lol:

Well shove it then – and will ya release these nut clamps please – they are becoming mighty uncomfortable :shock:

There ya go Pete i saved ya some work :lol:

Pmllll – you wanna watch where you wander Owen mate :shock:

What ya would even buy me a pint of John Smiths ya cheap skate ffs :evil:

Thats what i meant to say :roll: :lol:

We aint had a father/daughter chat for a while – is everything alright. and would i like you b/f or do i have to lay the law down to him. Things like have her home by 11pm sharp or else i stick his dick in a meat grinder :lol: :lol:

I plan on going to the toilet a few times :roll:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@kentlass19 wrote:

can i be on there again??? :D

Kenty, you are like cheese and wine! 8)

What full bodied and stale :shock: