Oss

and another one :D

http://www.filecabi.net/video/weddingofft.html

Heres another one that made me smile (even giggle slightly) :D

http://www.filecabi.net/video/leaning-tower-of-piza.html

A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says
“See this is the pig i have to sleep with when your not in the mood”

His wife lying in the bed says “hunny that isn’t a pig under your arm it’s a sheep”

The husband replies “I wasn’t talking to you”

@*Sian* wrote:

I actually put min/ger, that word chanderererer is getting on my tits :lol:

Can I get on yer tits please :twisted:

Your not that bad darlin – although i wouldn’t go as far to say attractive :lol: :lol: :lol:

I shall improve my search for you to be entertained Mary darlin – glad you like the buck tho :lol: :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Thats funny cos last time ya licked yer lips and went in for the other nostril – thought you was looking for dessert :lol:

:-… =;

You didn’t stop last time

If i remember correctly you said

Oss please sir can i have some more

A man walks upto a woman in a bar and says –

Excuse what do you do for a living?

She replies

I am a female impersonator

He replies

That explains the tasche

:D

Thats funny cos last time ya licked yer lips and went in for the other nostril – thought you was looking for dessert :lol:

My Goth name is Bloody Tears

I know you can take it darlin :twisted: :twisted:

I mean the abuse etc etc – was meant in a non sexual way – although now come to think of it you can guide me in anywhere ya want darlin :roll: :lol: :lol:

At least when ya stuck your tongue in ya cleared my monthly supply of bogies :lol: :lol:

oh i just noticed your on top of me again :shock:

This made me laugh as well

http://www.filecabi.net/video/squirrel-versus-cat.html

Must of been them lips darlin – just next time please watch what you are kissing :roll: :lol:

@*Sian* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

:lol: Just like old times, I haven’t brushed my teeth since our last kiss :lol:

I haven’t washed my willy so there ner ner – still got that stale trout smell hanging around me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hiya Becky darlin xxx

Ahhhhhhhhhhh that’ll be Karen, we only kissed :lol:

Yeah but didn’t you eat trout…[Read more]

@*Sian* wrote:

:lol: Just like old times, I haven’t brushed my teeth since our last kiss :lol:

I haven’t washed my willy so there ner ner – still got that stale trout smell hanging around me :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hiya Becky darlin xxx

I take it you are referring to the site i told you about Sian darlin lol

oh and Owen mate i said other cos i think it is all the above mate :D

2 who the hell are you’s and 1 all of the above

mmmm not to sure i like the results yet.

Perhaps i should post more and get around even more – but my mother always told me if i spread myself around i might get a bad reputation :?

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@Oss wrote:

It’s geting boring cos i have been away :roll: :lol: :lol:

That’s it!!! now I finally get it, thank goodness you’re back :lol:

Did ya miss me Beatty lol – well things didn’t seem to have changed really but if you say it was getting boring i shall have to take your word for it as i can’t be assed reading through…[Read more]

LEAVE me alone – stay away – if you come any closer i am gonna eat this whole clove of garlic and fart for 5 minutes