Oss

Too much pished me of today :evil:

I think they are making a sequel to this one

Shrek goes down under :D

Nothing has made me smile for the last two days – Roll on my R and R on the 4th of Jan – I might smile then, or at least get some rest and a break

@sunny wrote:

Yes oss thats the 1 i had before shrek on his back looking like me hubby on a good day ……………………….
Now wheres the swappying bits ands bobs huh huh huh :roll: :roll:

Just go to http://www.heaven666.org

although i only go there for the funny things not the porn stuff :roll: :lol:

Right everyone should be able to see this one ffs 8)

did the picture have shrek in it?

and a lot of porn ffs – tis just a picture i was sent – with the url and i can see the piccy on jc and when i click it :shock:

@Oss wrote:

I wonder if she deep throats :lol:

Heres there Url incase you can’t see it :lol: :lol:

http://www.heaven666.org/images/princess-fiona-first-aid.jpg

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I have justr attended a cheese and wine party for the mess staff, and had a fantastic niht. Have been drinking a Shiraz 2003 all night – it is full bodied, fruity, with lil after taste. BEAUitful.

Try telling that to your mates down the local!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@sunny wrote:

Happy talking talking happy talk
Talk about things you like to doooooo
IF you dont have a dream you have to have have a dream
How you going to make your dreams come trueeeeeeeeeeeee :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

Did
Really
Escape
A
Murderer

I escaped my dream and walked into a nightmare – oh you lot call it CHristmas :evil:

I have justr attended a cheese and wine party for the mess staff, and had a fantastic niht. Have been drinking a Shiraz 2003 all night – it is full bodied, fruity, with lil after taste. BEAUitful.

And now i have just checked the time where i am it is Merry Christmas – where you are it is just Eve :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Have just really noticed that there is over 6000 posts on the pished of thread

and only 4000 posts on the what made ya smile thread and have of them say “nothing made me smile today”

COme on peeps lets cheers this place up

Stop being The Grunge and be smilie happy lil people instead

Wanna make me sunshine?…

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Some people in the army can’t even pass on a piece of friggin paper let alone know how to work modern telecommunications, as i found out this morning. :evil: :evil:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I particularly like this one:

If you lend someone £20 and then never see them again, it was worth it.
:lol:

Owen lend us 20 quid

There’s a new bathroom, where is it i am dieing for a sh*t :lol:

Welcome back – is has been a while since we’ve been blessed with you here :D

Right i am really going now – cos i have got work to do ffs :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:D It’s that bloke out of Good Morning Vietnam, innit.

No Pikey mate – thats Robin Williiams

Robbie is that Take That failure that can’t sing and hasn’t got a chance of making any money on his own :shock:

Poopin of for a bit – some of us are at work after all :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh just in case i didn’t say it Merry CHristmas One and all :D

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I had one from ya Ossywossy xx

here you go….. just for you!

I’m all with blushes now :oops: :oops:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Squeezy wrote:

You two should be ashamed of yourselves!

:lol: :lol:

:( yes mum.

But i forgive you!!

Awwww…group hug xsxsxsxsx :lol:

woot woot!

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