Oss

hairy legs on women – besides men don’t really float me boat so hairy backs don’t really bother me – unless like Tommy said Hairy backed women :?

Type in Ossland it says “you have to be fecking kidding me – it really exists – okay germany here we come” hehehe

and he’s multiplied :shock:

@Jooly wrote:

Type in Newcastle Oss

It says’ ‘ Ya gan doon roond tha corner an then ya ganna a bit furtha :lol:

Type in Wales it says pack ya wellies boyo

I thought that was an anal intruder – thought it was a bit wide and ribbed :shock:

@Jooly wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I typed in Liverpool and it said lock your car :D

I typed in Liverpool it said take the train :shock:

and Riding, of course i don’t live in Manchester, thats what makes me a real United fan :lol: :lol:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I know and they charged me for the extra hours :shock:

You know you loved it really

Yeah but a bottle of water wouldn’t have gone a miss :D

@geordiebird wrote:

:-…
that made me feel sick

How do ya think a sperm feels.

There he is puting his flippers on ready for the big swim then all of a sudden all of the lessons he has recieved about the vagina and the womb etc have gone out the window. What he thought was gonna be a swim upstream, has now turned into a evasion tactics one on one…[Read more]

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

cos i support Utd.

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Oh dear!

Don’t you start :(

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

@Captain Charisma wrote:

bet u drink the white stuff george :D

dirty git :lol:

How do you know if a man has a high sperm count?

On acount of the fact you have to chew before you swallow!

Ah but do you treat it like you should treat all food and chew it 46 times to get maximum flavour out of it :roll:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Hey Riding you know you would love o be locked in a dark closet with Captain Fishcake for 24 hours :lol:

Funnily enough a friend of mine who used to be a Madame had one punter who liked to be tied up and locked in the closet. He apparently came in one morning and was duely locked up and his money taken for an…

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Good to see ya Beeks m8 have a gudyun yaself m8 :D

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

Would you two like to be alone?

God No!

I realize that my stunning looks and verbal repartee are irresistible…. but AM credit me with some taste

Hey Riding you know you would love o be locked in a dark closet with Captain Fishcake for 24 hours :lol:

Squeezy darlin doesn’t that kid of yours ever age – it has been 23 weeks for ages now :roll: :lol: :lol:

Mine is to start sh@gging loads of blondes :roll: :twisted:

@Steve_519 wrote:

Okay what is gonna be your new years resolution for 2007?

My new years resolution for 2007 is to stop sh@gging blondes :roll:

I’m not getting anything for xmas, nobody loves me

Sending text messages calling Angel names allday knowing she couldn’t answer me back cos she aint got no credit, made me smile today, infact i was p!issing me pants with laughter :lol: :lol:

Highs….

My kids are always a high point in my life cos they is beautiful
Coming to Cyprus for six months.
Having some really good friends.

Lows
Being in the army lol
and deffo not e nough sex

For christmas i want …….

Californian hump back beetle
XBOX 360 with loads of games
Scalectrix
Chess set
toilet roll
a cadburys flake
snooker table
a 5 bedroom house
flying lessons
money box
a cheque for a million pounds
a pot noodle (preferably chicken and mushroom and extra soy sauce)
and a lovely woman to share it with.

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