Oss

:D
I love you two, do ya still love me i am still the same old innocent Oss honest

I was meant to say – may your wildest fantasies come true and all your wishes fulfilled. :D

Shag the bunny boiling biatch – at the end of the day you aint being unfaithful :roll: :roll:

so go on nail her :twisted: :twisted:

@Jooly wrote:

Passing my exams!!! :D

I passed my exams – i passed them right on by as i strolled passed the class room :lol: :lol: :lol:

and welcome back the REAL RACHEL :D

@dee wrote:

difficult to find anything to post on. Now, a nar a talke alot of shyte anyhoow lieke, but even for me on this lil visit back, am strugglin :?

You want me to post aload of silly threads for ya dee darlin :wink:

How did i know that was coming :shock:

Oh my god – can just imagine ya missus sending ya down the shop for some groceries.

We need a cucumber, some carrots and some spuds, oh and whilst you are there please pick me up a dildo :lol: :lol:

Well it aint in me room but i did put it up in me work place with a big santa next to it :D

Me out enjoying a few drinks :D

My mate – think he belongs to the hair bear bunch for those of you who remember them :D

F*ck her soulie m8 f*ck her hard and and make her scream, do her on the kitchen table, the dining room table the coffee table, oh and the bedside table.

Mmmm just noticed i have a thing about tables :roll:

Slip her yer salami and cream her mate feck what the women want ya to do :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ps The table thing was just a joke :lol: :roll:

Can I pretend to be a squaddie

Sh!t i am a squaddie, best try and be summit else :shock:

Oh and be nice to the woman, otherwise ya get a right good old spanking :lol: :lol: either that or anal probed or even locked in a closet for weeks on end with no water or food, and only your excrement to sleep in :lol: :lol:

@reileyroo wrote:

That car cannot be real chav! I dont believe that its a real pic, i think that chav design has been super imposed on there. R we telling porky pies chav?

Oh i believe it is real Reileyroo, Only someone like chav would have a car apinted so incredibly disgusting, and it’s a lousy apint job at that. That is it aint black and white…[Read more]

Is that you head butting the wall there Beatty darlin, and if so why? :roll: :lol:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@chav wrote:

check dis out den
dis is me car man

wicked innit

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Chavtastic! 8)

How much does a tin of Burberry paint cost these days :roll: :roll:

Oh dear you really are a CHAV :shock:

@chav wrote:

@Oss wrote:

That car is older than most people on here chav ffs, and as for the beige tartan design – you a gay jock or summit :lol: :lol: :lol:

oi! dat car is a classic man, all da girlz wanna av a ride in it
max power wanted 2 take sum photos i said NO! ya mag int gud enuf,
a bin finkin about puttin a nitro in it man

Chav mate,…[Read more]

That car is older than most people on here chav ffs, and as for the beige tartan design – you a gay jock or summit :lol: :lol: :lol:

@jelly baby wrote:

woooo hooooo!!!!! i’m so plaesed with myself :lol: :lol: :lol: i’ve not been here for ages lots of people on here i don’t know now but had to tell someone

Well done Jelly baby, but you have failed your typo exam. As you only made one typo i can only give you 7%.

Try harder next time please :lol: :lol: :lol:

I reckon this years no. 1 will be Chico with Chico Time :lol: :lol:

@Jooly wrote:

Owen will find a link dawny, he’s very good like that :D

I had Local Hero playing at my wedding 8)

Aww i love the music – It was a tune a like along time ago – aint heard it in years tho :?