Oss

@geordiebird wrote:

ohhh my fav subject :lol:
id wait till the person i wanted to murder was asleep then pop a few ice cubes down there throat so they choke to death. the ice melts so no evidence :lol:

Thats flawed – cos on the autopsy they would discover bruising in the throat which would point to a choking then on cutting them open discover…[Read more]

Well now there is a question,

Lets see, i won’t mention his name but i will just call him PC

I would find him ask him out for a beer and when he wasn’t looking Stick loads of super glue and stick it on his feet then quickly get us to cross the road but as we got half way across, i would pause for a chat. This would be to allow the super glue to…[Read more]

@Jooly wrote:

Bored squaddie, good laugh too :D

Nice, polite, lovely and funny :D

I thought this was funny aswell
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1133284942

Good luck Cat sounds like everything is going well.

All the best for your opening in Jan :D

Whats this the Joe Mangle appreciation thread or what :lol:

Feckin tumble weed is blowing by again :shock:

The boards made me smile today :D

funny, dirty lil jock lady

I aint got an advent calender

Although i will probably get a new tedious job everyday :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

5ft 5 an a ikkle bit, an i have u kno that ikkle bit is important :lol:

Every ikkle bit counts don’t it Dawny :lol:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

nope off today… back to the shyte hole tomorrow and no skiving then

What ya back of to Scotland tomorrow :lol: :twisted: :twisted:

That aint nice ya biatch

@paddypower69 wrote:

bit of a short a ss me i am 6ft 3″ :roll:

you standing on a soap box paddy :D

I said don’t post ffs lucky :evil:

i is back now post away :lol:

@Squeezy wrote:

5’10

Glad you paid so much attention to my poll Oss :roll: :D

What poll :roll: :twisted:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

5 2″ … 8-[ :oops: :mrgreen: :-s

ok, move along people! here’s nothing to see…

STOP LAUGHING!!! :x

Who said that? :roll: :lol:

Nope not me i am sensible :roll:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Oi ya twasacs, anyone want an arguement :roll:

whoops duty calls gotta go to work :shock: :lol:

thats it ya big p /ssy, not got the balls to stay around and finish wot ya start eh :roll:

Pudem up come on pudem up :twisted:

Pump it – Black eyed peas :D