Oss

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

A poem from my angel bless her she loves me :roll: :lol: :lol:

I got half a mind to post yours you daft tw at :lol: :lol: :lol:

pmlllll go a head by all means i aint got nuffin to hide – soi got a 3 inch will it fills a pram lol :shock:

ps i am joking about…

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@angel* wrote:

Well I ain’t watchin TV now but I watched Eastenders earlier….was worth it just to see Peggy get her fingers trapped in the door :lol: :lol: I thought it was gona be like that scene out of The Shining….. :lol:

Tum ti tum ti tum – please i said what ya watching on telly – not a daily soap update ffs lol – cheers trout bag for…[Read more]

@Beatty Blue wrote:

I would kill for chocolate or se x now… :?

Well i aint got chocolate – but ya can still come over anyways :wink:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

A poem from my angel bless her she loves me :roll: :lol: :lol:

I got half a mind to post yours you daft tw at :lol: :lol: :lol:

pmlllll go a head by all means i aint got nuffin to hide – soi got a 3 inch will it fills a pram lol :shock:

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@dee wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Me feet aint burnt yet lol – but then again me body aint tanned either :(

Damn, was gonna demand you post a pic of yr white bits :lol:

I’ll send ya a pic of me white bits anyways if ya want :wink: :lol:

A poem from my angel bless her she loves me :roll: :lol: :lol:

I didn’t read it – but what a crock or horse wallop – i would rather plunge a minge for 5 hours giving it cunnilingus and sucking the blood clots that eat a bar of chocolate – if ever the option raised itself :roll: :twisted:

@Steve_519 wrote:

ive got over 5 years no claims and my insurance is still £350. 2lt omega cdx R reg(1997)
what car u got soulie ?

I’m gonna put Steve 519 in room 101 tonight cos he’s picking on me mates car and cos i can – cos it aint descriminative :roll: :wink: :lol:

@o0neo wrote:

I think this one is more poignant with out a title

Global warming my foot – can blow on itto make it cooler :D

I aint watched any telly tonight – lol – been drinking instead :roll:

@dee wrote:

Ok, we know prevention is better than cure, and this is a bit of a gross question, but hell, tis JC and we’re gross on here anyway, but anyone know how to remove sweat stains from the arm area of a shirt :? :?

Wash it :roll: :lol:

@Made up name wrote:

How about this one :lol:

It’s only this big on the map – how hard can it be to invade it :roll:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

We all thought he was talking out of
his a*se!

Talk to the mouth – cos i am thick as feck :lol:

@*Dawny* wrote:

worse

Oh it can’t be that bad me squaller faced duck billed platipus :wink: :lol: :lol:

Lucky – do me a favour and text him back – and say Oss says Hiya ya c*nt :lol:

Me feet aint burnt yet lol – but then again me body aint tanned either :(

Still no answers for sunday or monday – i wonder why that is

@Gyps wrote:

The 22 yr old who chatted me up in t’pub last night…. *shudders* :shock:

Was he doing it for a bet Gyps darlin – please tell me it wasn’t grab a granny night :roll: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@Soulie wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I would like to put SOULIE in Room 101 :roll: :wink: :lol:

just no need for that… unless kat deeley and abbey tittyface was in there too, then i’ll gladly go in :P

see who has the last laugh now hey :wink:

No m8 i would put you in with emu and Bros :lol:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Trout bag darlin – by the time i leave ya you will be running marathons – i’ll get you ship shape :wink:

By the way say hi to steve again – i think he is the angel for putting up with you trouty :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don’t push your luck fu*k face! :lol:

furk face – what ya callin me that for trout bag :shock: