Oss

@Temptress wrote:

Your one small remark away from a jolly good slap young squaddie :wink: :lol:

How many away from a bloody good spanking :P

Cheese on toast with a lot of pepper on,

but me fave has to be Egg Bango’s – mmmmmm

used to have them all the time on exercise :P :P

@Temptress wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Temptress wrote:

I havent been watching tv just got back from the circus, lol it was so bad i have broken my rule of no longer drinking at home and ive bought a bottle of rose and ordered a chinese (fook the diet), no fear of me running away to the circus i can tell ya :lol: :lol:

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The grand old duke of york
he had ten thousand men
he marched them to the top of the hill
and he marched them down again

I wonder why he did this

Because Mrs york couldn’t make her mind up that is why :roll: :shock: :twisted:

@Temptress wrote:

I havent been watching tv just got back from the circus, lol it was so bad i have broken my rule of no longer drinking at home and ive bought a bottle of rose and ordered a chinese (fook the diet), no fear of me running away to the circus i can tell ya :lol: :lol:

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I don’t eat eggy bread – ya bloody northern monkeys :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Soulie wrote:

no no no no

all wrong, all of them.. did you know, it was a girl who pushed humptie dumptie off his wall?

And all the kings men weren’t allowed to put humpty together again cos the Queen said so :lol:

You should wire the clamps to a car battery :twisted:

@Robyn wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Robyn wrote:

Tequila makes me sick :-… (and makes my clothes fall off :lol: )

what drink puts them back on :shock:

When i find one..I’ll let ya know :wink:

Well let me pop round and give ya a tequila – then we can spend the rest of the night trying to find the one that makes them pop back on :roll: :twisted:

@Beeker wrote:

Ive been called lots of things in my time…nonje of them particularly complimentary :wink: :lol:

but my main nicknames in school were…

hightower (im tall)

chimp (I had a banana fetish)

hehe :wink:

now most of my mates call me Taff…cos im a welshman in manc :P

So basically beeker m8 your saying your a MANKY TAFF :roll: :lol:

@Robyn wrote:

Tequila makes me sick :-… (and makes my clothes fall off :lol: )

what drink puts them back on :shock:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@angel* wrote:

Time for my bed I think….

Gudnite everyone, sleep well

OSS…….bed……….NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Night darlin – and okay i am of too it appears – been order by the devonshire trout :lol:

night all – i will only get stick if i don’t :shock:

Don’t u just love it when a man does as he’s told…

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tROUT BAG ALWAYS MAKES ME SMILE

@angel* wrote:

Time for my bed I think….

Gudnite everyone, sleep well

OSS…….bed……….NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Night darlin – and okay i am of too it appears – been order by the devonshire trout :lol:

night all – i will only get stick if i don’t :shock:

@TADpole wrote:

We started to “bud” in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find
that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt
so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable
training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had
calluses on our backs.

Next, we get our periods…

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Owen as long as bears p!ss in the zoo you’ll visit my posts lol – glad ya had a good night at the gig m8 – who was it can’t be assed to go to arts forum :lol:

:lol:
Roy Harper.
http://www.royharper.co.uk/

Sweet – pity i didn’t see it myself :(

My angel always makes me smile :wink: :lol:

Nice one GG mate – if you are eating your dinner look away :lol:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Two fingers down my throat :twisted: :twisted:

I fall for it every f*ckin’ time!!! :roll: :lol:

Owen m8 how’s things?

Things are good Oss. Been to a great gig tonight (see the Arts Forum).
I vow to never visit your posts ever again, and here I am! :roll:

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@Soulie wrote:

@spotlight wrote:

Not sure how to post pictures at the bottom of replies otherwise I’d find one for you all :) There was some resemblance I suppose…. :oops:

Mr I.T

there you go mate 8) i thought you looked more like rodney from only fools in horses in your younger days or jaap stam

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