Oss

Thank feck he don’t work in a turkey farm – he’s that dense the turkeys would be going gobble gobble amd he would probably reply I AM :shock:

Pef m8 ya got to where you are going yet :D

@mystery_girl wrote:

lol oss when was that u been spien n comin in2 me room again oss :twisted: :lol: now what have i told ya bout that :wink:

If i knew where ya room was i would move in :twisted: :roll:

Tiz m8 that weren’t you was it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I’m in i think – i confused myself with my last post and don’t know if i am coming or going. There isn’t a mess in my trousers so i can’t be coming therefore i must be going. So okay bye.

But hold i i don’t want to go i just got here, inthat case i must of just come – oh b*ll*cks wheres the tissues :roll: :twisted:

I’m here i think, or am i? the think is if you come back later i probably won’t be here, but i am here if you get my drift, drift meaning gist, as in if i am here or not, which truthfully said most of the time i aint, but i am not, or not, in theory if you always come on when i aint here then as far as you are concerned i am never here, but i must…[Read more]

@Jagged Edge wrote:

Looks like a nice Place Oss!

It aint jagged – it’s a bullet ridden sh!t hole – but hey the weather is good

30 degrees tomorrow – might have to get some sun bathing in before my run in the afternoon :D

MG being on top of me made me smile :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@Squeezy wrote:

Well, my nickname has been Squeezy for years – I like it cos its funny.

On here I get varioations….Squishy, Squidgy, Squidge, Squeezeball (thats a new one lol) :lol: and….erm…Squirmy (Capt’n C unty)

And my loke calls me either Squeezy or ‘Tart’….in the nicest possible way lol :lol: :lol:

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Maybe an opportunist thief stole a set of tools out of an NTL van and then used the tools to break in to the coroners van where there was a corpse in the back, so he took the corpse was running along the street with this corpse on his shoulder and then bumped into a copper and said” you gotta help me he’s stopped breathing” they copper replied…[Read more]

@Squeezy wrote:

‘What’s ‘in’ but it’s ‘out’?

This is a riddle someone has asked me…any suggestions as to the answer.

I though of oxygen…it’s inside us and outside at the same time. :?

Or a curve…..for the same reason.

But they’re not right…help… :D

B is the answer :lol: :lol:

give me on e please :twisted:

Hehehehehe trout bag :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :twisted:

I’m outta here – cya all later possibly :D

I say sin away, less divorces then :roll: :lol:

I dunno where you are but if you are in the vacinity of me, can you please tell me where i am as i have appeared to take a wrong left turn and union junction, but i can’t tell you what direction i was coming from to turn left, although the sun was a great help cos it was in the sky and i could see where i was going, so as i don’t know where i am…[Read more]

@angel* wrote:

Being at work when I don’t wana be

You do sod all anyways when your at work trout bag, your always playing around in here – i wouldn’t mind a job like yours :roll: :roll: :roll:

A beasting session in an hour is probably p!ss me of and be really pain full but oh well got to lose these pounds somewhere :lol:

Chatting to me best mate angel on the phone this morning and several texts :D

love ya darlin xxxx

Don’t tell any one i used the L word :shock:

@angel* wrote:

@Slayer wrote:

@angel* wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I hope it comes for you soon Angel darlin xxx

Thanks oss……my work mate came in today with her baby….just gets hard ya no, I made a rite prat of meself :oops: xxxx

Ya know what I think Angel- wishin on a star every day for ya xx

Thank you xxxx

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