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Its all about the transfer market now, woohoo.

Though why i am saying that i dunno, united have bought hargreaves and i don’t think he is worth the money they have spent :evil:

Best way to argue with a woman is say nothing for half and hour, then out of the blue say ” yes darlin your right, i totally understand. I am in the wrong. So when do we have make up sex”

It really pishes them off and they go off on another one :lol: :lol:

Oh yeah i met GB aswell and she is wonderfull, she;s a lovely warm lass. I met a few more aswell but was drunk and can’t remember who they were lol. But i have pics of them all hehehe. I might have to post them here for a laff. and even one of Rainnyroos and Matty, infact i got pics of them all and some right funny ones of Rubes. But i will post…[Read more]

@sunny wrote:

Fairy flue 8-[

Is tat code for VD or anther STD :lol: :lol:

@geordiebird wrote:

well i certainly dont need a ‘young’ man to look after me. im 31 and got my degree so i can support myself and my kids :lol:

GB i got to legs that support me, is that like a degree :lol: :lol: :lol:

PB thought the movie 300 was a gay porn and watched it till the disc melted :lol:

1. Anaemic Jockey pale rider

2. Angry Grapes grapes of wrath
3. As performed by a naked smurf
4. Red Rum returns on a train Murder on the Orient Express
5. No tennis score in fact love actually
6. Phantom ghost
7. Fractured spine on everest brokeback mountain
8. 31st October halloween
9. Hen race chicken run
10. Me and the Monarch the king and…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

…… do the eeerrrmmmmm “larger” female users of this site use wafer thin, sexy, scantily dressed ladies in their signature pictures… :?: :?

Prob the same reason PATS used to use ones with sexy fit women :lol:

u callin me a lezzy?????????? :shock:

Your not a Lezzy Pats darlin, how dare…[Read more]

I am never sorry, and besides there is always the delete button :lol: :lol:

I met…….. rainnyroos and her mate, Matty and his mate, Sian, Lucky and RubyRed and they is all nutters. And before you go asking for any dirt on me there aint any so bugger off lol. :lol: :lol:

I voted …..As it is, but without religon

I am not bothered by colour, the colour of someones skin does not determine whether they are good are bad people, i am in a Regiment with is multi national and everyone gets on great. Infact i would prefer to be in a multi national/racial area than an all white area. In fact i would probably invite…[Read more]

I would rather drink ten gallons of petrol and then set light to my p!ss :lol: :lol:

@rubyred wrote:

eh ? im lost..where do ya get the squirrels from to sit them on yer phone..and what if their not in the moood of lurving !

now THATS annoyed me :)

The ringtone of squirrels shagging, ya bleeding nutter :wink: :lol:

One way to annoy someone is to phone them and as they pick the phone up hang up, do this 10 times and make sure you are within distance so you can see them. It really pishes them off.

Another one is sit in a nice restaurant, have squirrels sh.agging on ya mobile fone as loud as it gets and then get yer mate to ring you. It pishes everyone of…[Read more]

Nah darlin, i am still in Sunny Germany 8) :lol:

I always thought the French National anthem was …… Oo Ah CANTONA :roll: :lol:

Anyone is still free to add me :lol: :lol:

A text or 2 :D

I don’t think she is on about the whiskey wagon :lol: :lol:

Happiness is looking into the mirror and realising your not as ugly as the person looking back at you :lol: :lol: :lol: