Oss

If anyone is going to sniff her hair it is me :lol:

You’ll know all you need to when your inside :wink:

She must be a real Blonde :lol:

No it is different in mine, the monkey is getting pee’d on :lol:

How you going to protect him after we lock you in the closet :twisted:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

So here we have a perfect example of a user giving away too much personal information.

Oss has told the whole internet that he is ”undersized” (when compared with other men) and that he urinates in the shower. This will undoubtedly lead to unwelcome approaches by perverts who (rightly) will interpret this as Oss having an…

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@Dark Angel wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Her name is an anogram of

REAK GLAND :lol:

:o

Oss seems a genuine and honest person … :)

*I accept payment by cheque Oss*… :wink:

Her name can also sound like a country

Greakland :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

I love Donkeys :)

PML – Now i know why you like the gooners :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Matty wrote:

@thunderchick wrote:

:D :D Back to the the subject at hand.

wanking?

See theres that talking to women problem again :lol:

@Oss wrote:

I do apolagise for my one line reply, Though i find there is always a lot of tension or back biting going on here lately, between a few of the resident posters. I therefore take it upon myself to bring a lil bit of light relief to the site, and have a laff and a joke about most things.

Wether i am scared of posting or afraid of some…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Shazgooner stalks me :shock:

Manusaoss stalks me lol!!!!! :shock: :wink:

I think it was you that followed me here, thus for you are the stalker, me gooner friend :wink:

nooooo twas only replying :wink:

Is that what they…

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I’ll give ya tupence for him :?

@Matty wrote:

well i walk up to them and say this

dogs are not as cute when they are wet, unlike you

Yeah but when your drunk it probably comes out as

You dogs are not as cute when your wet. :lol:

@Matty wrote:

thanks, look forward to them.. just avoid the poll dancing on the tube station this time :)

I was auditioning for a job :lol:

I’ll give you lessons mate don’t worry :lol:

@Matty wrote:

who nicked the two naked ladys in the bath

Again Matty thinking there was 2 ladies in the bath might be the base of all your problems when it comes to women.

If your thinking two dogs are women. Then i am probably correct in assumoing when you are talking to women you think they are dogs.

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@Matty wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Matty wrote:

i don’t think people are scared to post, they just don’t know what to post

its a little like somtimes, you go out.. see a bird you fancy… and you wait, wondering what to say… then when you thought of somthing great to say, you find that the moment has passed and another 6 people have beat you to it

well…

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