Oss

Oh one post and you scratch your chin at me – welcome by all means :shock:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Can you repeat what happened for me, i seem to have missed something happening.

If it isn’t interesting or turns out to be false, dont bother.

Well what happened was the purple burglar alarm with the yellow spots went of by mistake, which left the orange go kart a bit confused as it thought it…

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i think they said 30 to 65 unfortuneately i fall into that bracket but i don’t need them just yet x x x x x

wahey :D

perpendicular :roll:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Can you repeat what happened for me, i seem to have missed something happening.

If it isn’t interesting or turns out to be false, dont bother.

Well what happened was the purple burglar alarm with the yellow spots went of by mistake, which left the orange go kart a bit confused as it thought it was the bendy fire engine having…[Read more]

toefudgery :D

Fizz don’t know her – it is a her isn’t it :roll:

So i sit on the fence for now and just say she/he is okay :lol:

Well how am i suppose to know what they are these days io don’t know them :lol:

I heard he is free on a friday night so why pay 2000 pound on it :lol:

Mmmm two pussies in the same bed – everymans dream :lol:

Today i want to be a mouse so i can climb in a hole and not be seen all day :D

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

All i can say is your boss is a tight arse my lovely xxx

I still love my ossywossywoowookins xx :lol:

Matty, is that a hint? Hint taken and noted.

you to darlin :oops:

@Matty wrote:

@Oss wrote:

I reckon Rainny will send me one becuase she wants me :lol: :lol:

my young lady wants me to take her out for a meal, though that is highly unprobable as i am 550 miles away and the British army won’t give me the time of to go and take her out. How nasty are my bosses

Oh and happy valentines day everyone for the…

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@ugo wrote:

@Oss wrote:

What has six legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree?

A snooker table

:lol:

What do you get when you hang out of a banana tree?

Sore arms :lol:

Very sorry was bored :roll:

Does`nt that depend on what nationality you are though ….?

No i pretty much think snooker tables are the same throughout the world

Do i get my own cell if i sign up :roll:

Has it got a teletext button :lol:

I reckon Rainny will send me one becuase she wants me :lol: :lol:

my young lady wants me to take her out for a meal, though that is highly unprobable as i am 550 miles away and the British army won’t give me the time of to go and take her out. How nasty are my bosses

Oh and happy valentines day everyone for the 14th :roll:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Continuing on from being a “pillock” he is also a “tosser”

A Pillock tosser.

Pml didn’t think anyone used that word anymore apart from me that is :lol:

Just a Pri*k

Right this is what you should do.

Always eat an hour or 2 before exercise.

The most important thing is to eat five small balanced meals aday

There is your answer

When is the meet, i can’t be assed looking through the posts lol :lol: