Oss

:shock: now you had to lower the tone didn’t you :? :lol:

Is there something nice :roll:

I wish ….i wish…. i wish you would get of of me bed and stay out ya whench :lol:

I can do it all, i have had plenty of practice in the past at doing it all, and now i am on my own all my talents are going to waste :roll: :lol:

And there was me thinking you was like a piece of gum stuck to your shoe, annoying and impossible to get rid off :lol:

@sunny wrote:

You only have big enough for me lil foot

Didnt use the one you think with it was looking at the ground all sorry for its self

:shock:

Saturday

When was the last time you had an indian?

Why is it always you who is in my bed :shock:

I bet he’s loving it at the mo, though i bet he still wishes he had a gag for your mouth :twisted:

@sunny wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Bored out me f00king tree

How did you get your fat ass up a tree :lol: :lol:

I stood on ya scabby lil head ya tw at lol :wink:

Which head :roll:

@sunny wrote:

Bored out me f00king tree

How did you get your fat ass up a tree :lol: :lol:

PB mate you can’t say Postman, or Postwoman no more, it is British Mail delivery Person.

and mate all women are thick as 2 short planks :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh bugger shouldn’t of said that out loud. I’m of for the hills for the rest of me life bye :? :lol:

I would have to be a Killer Whale, because they are so graceful in the sea. :D

@SailinGal wrote:

@Oss wrote:

@SailinGal wrote:

Where in Germany are you Oss????

Paderborn a few hours south of Berlin :D

Cool I´m in Munich :D

Munich is better than Paderborn – been there for a few footie matches. :D

I would think the woman in the 3some the night before had graciously got up to make breakfast for us all :lol:

Now that made me laff. :lol:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Gary was arrested for indecent exposure and solicitation of a minor

Gary was arrested for the murder of the RCMP constable. The killing bullet was never found, nor any of the other rounds from the empty chamber.

Gary was arrested for disemboweling a gnome.

Gary was arrested for sexual assault and forcible sodomy.…

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I can do 2 things at once you know :lol:

Don’t forget all the movie premiers and posh knobbing with all the movie stars now.

In truth i reckon he wanted to go to Bolton, but Posh told him where he was going :lol:

Santa being a lazy couch potato 363 days a year is on my mind at the moment :roll: