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toefudgery :D

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Fizz don’t know her – it is a her isn’t it :roll:

So i sit on the fence for now and just say she/he is okay :lol:

Well how am i suppose to know what they are these days io don’t know them :lol:

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I heard he is free on a friday night so why pay 2000 pound on it :lol:

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Mmmm two pussies in the same bed – everymans dream :lol:

Today i want to be a mouse so i can climb in a hole and not be seen all day :D

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

All i can say is your boss is a tight arse my lovely xxx

I still love my ossywossywoowookins xx :lol:

Matty, is that a hint? Hint taken and noted.

you to darlin :oops:

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@matty wrote:

@oss wrote:

I reckon Rainny will send me one becuase she wants me :lol: :lol:

my young lady wants me to take her out for a meal, though that is highly unprobable as i am 550 miles away and the British army won’t give me the time of to go and take her out. How nasty are my bosses

Oh and happy valentines day everyone for the 14th :roll:

good get out clause you have

I know Matty mate, i use it everytime :lol:

If your reading this darlin i am only jokin :roll:

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@ugo wrote:

@oss wrote:

What has six legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree?

A snooker table

:lol:

What do you get when you hang out of a banana tree?

Sore arms :lol:

Very sorry was bored :roll:

Does`nt that depend on what nationality you are though ….?

No i pretty much think snooker tables are the same throughout the world

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Do i get my own cell if i sign up :roll:

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Has it got a teletext button :lol:

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I reckon Rainny will send me one becuase she wants me :lol: :lol:

my young lady wants me to take her out for a meal, though that is highly unprobable as i am 550 miles away and the British army won’t give me the time of to go and take her out. How nasty are my bosses

Oh and happy valentines day everyone for the 14th :roll:

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