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  • #255987

    Oss

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    Gary was arrested for indecent exposure and solicitation of a minor

    Gary was arrested for the murder of the RCMP constable. The killing bullet was never found, nor any of the other rounds from the empty chamber.

    Gary was arrested for disemboweling a gnome.

    Gary was arrested for sexual assault and forcible sodomy. What this young woman told the police was that Gary forced her down

    F00kin ell Gaz! :lol: But those ones had me laffin!

    What you laffing for, you was the young woman in the last one :roll:

    #256161

    Oss

    I can do 2 things at once you know :lol:

    #256164

    Oss

    Don’t forget all the movie premiers and posh knobbing with all the movie stars now.

    In truth i reckon he wanted to go to Bolton, but Posh told him where he was going :lol:

    #142585

    Oss

    Santa being a lazy couch potato 363 days a year is on my mind at the moment :roll:

    #188460

    Oss

    @American Woman wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    When was the last time you plucked your nassle hairs :lol:


    Just how long are your nassle hairs Oss? In answer to your question, Never :lol:

    When was the last time you washed your car?

    Your supposed to wash your car, don’t they do that themselves :? I thought that why it rained.

    and me nassles hairs are mahussive, i need bolt cutters to cut them :lol:

    When was the last time you went to sleep in the bath?

    #255865

    Oss

    I can’t even get in so it don’t bother me about getting booted :?

    #213931

    Oss

    :roll:

    #255966

    Oss

    Gary was arrested for conspiracy to possess and distribute cocaine. He was convicted and sentenced under federal mandatory sentencing laws

    Gary was arrested for causing $ 700000 damages by illegally accessing 97 U.S government computers between February, 2001 and March, 2002

    Gary was arrested for indecent exposure and solicitation of a minor

    GARY was arrested for public intoxication at Doc’s

    Gary was arrested for the murder of the RCMP constable. The killing bullet was never found, nor any of the other rounds from the empty chamber.

    Gary was arrested for assaulting Jaime

    Gary was arrested for disemboweling a gnome.

    Gary was arrested for sexual assault and forcible sodomy. What this young woman told the police was that Gary forced her down

    I’m innocent i tell you, okay i disembowled the gnome :lol:

    #256139

    Oss

    I remember ya Dis m8 :D

    Welcome back

    #255639

    Oss

    @pats wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    See look at this i come back and everyone comes back – i must be a magnet :roll:

    be careful oss….sunny is startin to feel the after affects of her op now….u wont need thos brass ba/lls wen she sees this…………….. :D

    :shock: I’ll tell her you told me to say it :roll:

    i’m alredy in her bad books fa mekkin her laff last night……..opsssssssss :lol: O:)

    You should tell her to be grateful you only made her laff, how would she of felt if you shoved a red hot poker up her ass :lol:

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