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    Oss

    @racquel wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    Right where to begin, i had the usual ritual of having a bath for 30 mins, washed me hair twice with head and shoulders so as to get that really soft feel in my hair. A bit like samson, my strength is in my hair lol. Anywayd, dressed preped smelling nice turned up fashionable 30 mins after the door opened, not seeming to eager to consume alcohol but not desperately late to pick up the dregs.

    On my arrival (it was a friends 18th birthday party btw) realised there was a lot of hot chicks, the in a second brain wave realised they were the same age as me daughter lol. Gave birthday girl a kiss on the cheek. Ran in to my boss and told him it was like an OAPS convention collided with a youth club. Anyway sang Country roads on Karaokeand then come 1am left the bar as we we all asked to leave politely lol. Then poppped down to mangos had copius amounts of Vodka redbull danced and chatted as i do lol. Then rolled on to the hell hole of Savoys hahaha, if you have ever been there then you might know how sad the night was lol. But as ever i did consume enormous amounts of liquer and then at the end of the night became engrossed in a spagetti bolognaise that i ordered in Taverna with a beer lol. Then remember nothing about a taxi, though i did wake up in my bed with all me nuptuals so end result a good night.

    feel free to tell me about your night out :)

    Oh yes and i am still drunk :lol:

    I have had better nights out with my granny Oss, one question are you a idiot that you enjoy crappy nights out with 18 year olds. LOL

    I had to go to the party as it was a friends birthday, who works with me lol, and i had nothing to do with all the 18 year olds, i hung aroind the oaps lol Well people my age haha. Not that i am an oap, but i felt like it compared to the kids that were there. and it was a good night out trust me :D :lol:

    #109750

    Oss

    :roll:

    #164744

    Oss

    REMEMBRANCE

    #273867

    Oss

    Thankyou :D

    #273666

    Oss

    Or even better The Triumph Dolomite

    #273663

    Oss

    I prefered the Vauxhall Viva myself lol

    #273661

    Oss

    @bat wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    @rubyred wrote:

    actually ..as a poet id be bloody good..

    For love..for inner chances.
    with HER the Scotsman .always the Romances.
    for us,,A wish from afar.
    Fae Mars to Venus..

    and a steady romances !

    For the laughs we have had..
    and the giggles before me.” have thee” .
    and Oss and me and Oss and i..
    forever.toghether for all “three””

    sO oSS AND i..WE LAUGH ” FAREWELL”
    We laugh,oh laddie free.
    and i will NEVER forget ..that night we HAD..A NIGHT Forever ” free”
    si see me noo ..on yonder stair well..oss.my fags and meeee !

    Where did i come into this :shock:

    Oh and i want to drive the Austin Maxi please :lol:

    Austin Maxi? Whats wrong with a Hillman Imp then? :lol: :lol:

    Well anything is better than a Volvo i suppose :lol: :lol:

    #273760

    Oss

    11th July :D

    #273354

    Oss

    No i don’t think so Ugo m8 this is Dame Air Guitar Goddess (DAGG) :lol:

    #273236

    Oss

    @pats wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    @dead_on_arrvial wrote:

    I don’t think PB is into masturbation.

    Its more a case of leaking that his age.

    thats is SOOOOOOO wrong!!!! :-…

    Pats knows this cos they both tandem masturbate :lol:

    if i knew what that meant i’d slap u fookin stupid! :evil:

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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