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Dale ferkin Winton look-a-like :shock:

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i’m not putting the coat on you know till i see the smarties :?

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hehe thats funny, one of me old nick names was gus :lol: . Do i get smarties if i put the nice white coat on :?

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medley – alanya byg holbaek pipes :D

and they are so relaxing and good :D

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@cath 55 wrote:

@oss wrote:

Ooo can i have the blue smarties please :)

*backs away from the oss………….ummmmm u can have any colour u like……. :? :wink:

Oi Where you going, wheres me smarties :evil: :evil:

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@cath 55 wrote:

@oss wrote:

I’ll have to think about it whilst i am knitting this scarf.

knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one :roll:

oss as ur stalker i voted none of the above………… and knitting a scarf? hmmmmm if i remember scarves i think and the scarves i know and love dont look nuffin like that!!!! :shock: :? *rings matron to increase oss’s medication* :roll: :wink:

Well it might be a 3 legged pullover by the time i finish :roll: :lol:

Ooo more smarties 8)

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Ooo can i have the blue smarties please :)

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@cath 55 wrote:

@oss wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@cath 55 wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Growing Old Gracefully

There’s a mole on my neck that’s growing a hair
When I was younger it wasn’t there
A lot of things changed since I’ve grown older
like my fallen arches and this hump on my shoulder

Yesterday I noticed a twitch in one eye
and spots on my hand that resemble a fly
I used to be able to party all night
but now to stay awake until five is a fight

My breasts used to be firm and quite pert
Now I have to be careful they don’t drag in the dirt
Gravity surely has taken its toll
What was once on the surface is now in a hole

The backs of my arms are wobbly like jelly
and I found the remote tucked under my belly
I used to eat steak but now I can’t chew it
Growing old gracefully. I don’t think I can do it

Donna Vickodil

awwwwwwww doa , I had no idea you were in such a bad way hunnie, now i’ve read this i will be gentle with you in future……….although i could give you the name of a good vet who would put u down painlessly……. :twisted: :wink:

The poem made me smile. :D

The reply made me laugh. :lol:

Happy Birthday Cath. You’ve aged just 1 year…. but the way you carry yourself on these boards has matured 10 fold…… :wink: :D x X x X x

So when you say she has matured 10 fold, basically your saying she has aged 10 years. I think the wrinkles give it away :lol: :lol:

ello me ickle stalker where ye been? lol an dont be so bleddy cheeky young man lol ;)

I’ve been hiding in your nightmares darlin. Happy b’day by the way :wink:

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I’ll have to think about it whilst i am knitting this scarf.

knit one pearl one, knit one pearl one :roll:

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Pmsllllll :lol: :lol: :lol:

I dunno what to choose now :?

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