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  • #118915

    Oss

    @stevenage_f wrote:

    A message from someone

    I didn’t send you a message :roll:

    #196714

    Oss

    @crazy chick wrote:

    luckyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy xooxoxoxoxooxoxo

    whoooooo hoooooooooooo bend over gurl lol

    i know meaningful :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
    booooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Stop sobbing and sit on me face ya horny biatch :twisted:

    #118913

    Oss

    @tiggy wrote:

    Getting something off my chest..

    You been pucking those hairs again Tiggy :shock: :lol:

    #196710

    Oss

    @crazy chick wrote:

    @oss wrote:

    I would of been more interested if you had a molesting thread :twisted:

    wrestles oss to the ground and molests him hehehehe mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    oiiii i know how to do deep n meaningful convo spanish , …………………honest :lol: :lol:

    Cheers darlin,

    and crazy i know you know deep but do you know meaningful really :shock:

    #196700

    Oss

    I would of been more interested if you had a molesting thread :twisted:

    #196678

    Oss

    @~*Lucky*~ wrote:

    hehe…

    When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this:

    On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
    Thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you Will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
    in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
    Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
    become chipped or broken.

    Now the fun part begins.

    Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, “Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested”. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson.”

    HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS.

    Sometimes i think i get shafted everyday and it aint by no thermometer :shock:

    #196682

    Oss

    I loved the Monkey bath one, that is so me :lol:

    #196131

    Oss

    And there was me thinking i was keeping a safe distance :shock:

    #196382

    Oss

    Well there is alot of Angels around these here places, so thought i best write another one today about them :wink:

    #178141

    Oss

    @racquel wrote:

    I look like a baldy old woman (a bit like veronica) sucking eggs :lol:

    Awww V darlin you look lubbly :roll: :wink:

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