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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Ok chapettes and chappies, welcome to Luckys summary of Sians Sex Sessions Class.

My name is Lucky and I had been frigid for about all of 10 seconds before meeting Sian – too long apparantley in her book.

Lesson one consisted of the hokey cokey.

Pay attention!!!

Beginners Tips: you put your tongue in swirl it all around in out in out shake it all about , that’s what it is all about (this is for beginers)

Expert Tips: put ur c * ck in, lil deeper, lil deeper yet, slide it back out, in out in out, jiggle it about, do the hokey cokey but dont turn around (or make sure you have an enima first), thats what its all about…. c (for c/m)

thats all for today folks… be sure to tune in next time lol.

I’m an expert, an trust me when Sian got my tongue she was a beginner :twisted:

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@fastcars wrote:

@pats wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@pats wrote:

wat about me u git? :twisted:

OI!!!! I aint gone yet :evil: :evil: :evil: :lol: :wink:

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

*Pours cold water over oss’s co/ck and grins at pats*

Nite All…… :lol:

What the feck are you doing im my room FC ffs, get out ya perv

I’ll send ya a copy of the video in the morning mate :D

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@pats wrote:

brewers droop then?

I never do brewers droop, infact i get a bigger bone on than ever when i am pished, and the fecker nevers wants to go down even after shooting me load. Beer is my Viagra :lol:

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@pats wrote:

wat about me u git? :twisted:

you can suck me c.ock :wink:

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@soulie wrote:

don’t talk to any of you in msn, you are all boring :P

Me and soulie talk about footie now and again

Me and Angel* talk about everything cos we is best mates

me and Sian talk about cunnilingus, blow jobs, shagging, swallowing, deep throat, SLEEPING, oh and the morning after :roll:

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Oi Gushy and mucky sit on me face please for valentines :twisted:

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We turned up for m mates suprise birthday party tonight, his face when he walked in made me smile :D

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Got nothing to do with this thread but i have a poem called heaven so thought i would post it here.

HEAVEN

My minds thoughts set deep in space
So far out no radar could trace
Thoughts swirling around and around
Thousands of miles above the Earths ground
Then they stop with one suspended in my face
I am transformed to another place
A peaceful place, untouched by hand
A certain paradise or even God’s land
With green fields, trees and a flowing stream
So mellow, it could have been a dream
Yet my eyes are closed and sealed tight
It all goes dark apart from a speck of light
Growing closer with every second past
Even though the moment seemed to last
Now all my thoughts are left behind
It’s only the light left to find
Now the darkness has taken flight
I have finally entered the light

G.J.Smith

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Ugo you did not say the word doughnut, you are banned from this thread , unless you come back with a double doughnutter :roll: .

and i would just like to leave you with a song

Doughnut much about history
Doughnut much bout biology

hehehehehe

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Night Diz darlin x

i am off aswell, deffo this time :D

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