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People are posting but they aint voting ffs :evil: :lol:

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You can take it if ya want Poshy darlin – use it and abuse it

If fact you can take me if ya want and use me and abuse me :twisted:

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Paddy please tell me you use those chat up lines all the time and get a good slapping afterwards – they are so cheesy it is unbelieveable :shock:

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@paddypower69 wrote:

21 i left home to live with girlfriend but all went pete tong, so i am back at home again… :(

Not surprised using those cheesy chat up lines :lol:

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Theres one in outlook express darlin :wink:

and if ya really want i will be yer personal planner :twisted: :lol:

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@pats wrote:

u got one called rampant????

I said bunnies young lady not rabbits.

And you aint shoving 2 batteries up my bunnies ass and then shoving between ya legs to play with ya beef curtains – now that is sick

I least i am only boiling them alive :? :lol:

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So i’ll have somewhere to hang me jacket then if i come to Finland :twisted:

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Right Angel1 has got one – only 8 left people – they are going like hot cakes or should i say boiling bunnies :lol:

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You are only allowed one and you have to boil it – only bunny boilers can have them. :twisted:

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@poshy wrote:

@oss wrote:

Farewell to my past
for it is only history
something that’ll last
but only as a story

Hello to my future
For it is full of surprise
Something to be unsure
Something to open my eyes

Welcome to the present
For it’s the here and now
Although it still is recent
In a minute, i give a farewell bow

Do not dwell in the past
for it cannot be changed
Don’t look to much forward to the future
It will arrive when it is ready
The present is what counts
What you do now, moulds you forever

Have a nice day now :lol:

What a great poem :) … did you write that Oss??

(Can I nick it) :lol:

yes poshy darlin – i wrote it of the top of me head this morning – and yeah i suppose ya can BORROW it but i want it returned by midnight okay :lol:

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