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What a lovely name i have – thankyou darlin :lol:

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I was thinking more along the lines of a skanky weekend in Skegness :lol:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

@oss wrote:

:oops: am i close to your heart darlin – awww i got a warm slushy feeling come over me :oops: :wink: :lol:

Did you spill your tea on your lap? :roll: :lol:

Here, just remove your trousers and i will erm deal with them for you… if i get that far that is. :wink:

Young lady please – this old man is breakin into hot sweats here :oops: :lol:

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Hiya Rainnywainnybumpybumpyfrumikins ooo ooo :lol: :lol:

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My back and shoulder still being in pain realy pished me of today – i feel like an invalid ffs.

Anyone wanna give me a massage.

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Pml @my pm to Pete – i have hidden telepathic powers – cos i know i thought about it but i know i didn’t type it.

Infact i should be really generous and should have an all expenses paid weekend vacation set up for Pete and the winner…………. but i aint gonna :lol: :lol:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

@oss wrote:

Awww Rainnyroos darlin – i am always here in spirit hun :wink: :lol:

…and never far from my knicker drawer 8) :lol: i err mean my heart :oops:

:oops: am i close to your heart darlin – awww i got a warm slushy feeling come over me :oops: :wink: :lol:

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BAh humbug – I take full responsability for this thread and all of it’s contents. I am sure that no offense will be take by third parties – mainly meaning you ya old git.

As most have a sense of humour i am sure the will be some funny answers.

PS i am under the influence of powerful pain killers whilst posting this thread and can plea temporary dilussional behavior – which exempts me from all responsabilities – therefore holding liable for nothing hehehe :roll:

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@pete wrote:

I’d only re post it :twisted:

Aint it about time you did a new one Pete?

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@pete wrote:

*starts a “guess how loud Oss will scream with his knackers in mole grips” thread*

I am in friggin stitches here mate – nice come back – but i still aint removing the competition.

So i hazard a guess at 16 decibels as to how loud my scream will be :lol:

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