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Well if i use my really first name and surname this is my fate

A lit cigarette is dropped in your car while you’re driving. While you’re attempting to pick it up, you veer into oncoming traffic. You are struck by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

If i use my user name ths is my fate

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

And this is my fate if i use one of my many nicknames

While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble.

and just for fun i wanted to find out Harry Potters fate :twisted:
aged 16
You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain’t it?)

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Is that it, I can play Fifa 06 and i am only 34 years old yeah, beat that one then :roll:

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I see my thread aint good enough hey Beeker pmsl – Hope ya achieve your aims mate :lol:

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Oh i did make a resolution

It was to say no to Jennifer Aniston when she asks me to marry her :lol: , i’m holding out for Jennifer Love Hewitt :roll:

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Well it felt like i was giving birth :shock:

Infact i think i am going to have another baby in a minute :?

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I had a baby new years day :D

But i accidentally flushed it down the loo :roll:

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Nuffin has pished me off today yet but it is only 9.45am :lol:

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Having some time off yesterday afternoon – the most time i have had off in the last three weeks made me smile and i slept for most of it ( i so needed the rest :D )

Working all day today though but still wearing yesterdays smile :D

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This is what i got on there now – the ever gorgeous Shannon Doherty :D

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Sorry i was so long lol – as you can guess i am still working and will be all day.

Still only 6 years to go and i will be a civvy hehehe

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