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Oh my god – can just imagine ya missus sending ya down the shop for some groceries.

We need a cucumber, some carrots and some spuds, oh and whilst you are there please pick me up a dildo :lol: :lol:

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Well it aint in me room but i did put it up in me work place with a big santa next to it :D

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Me out enjoying a few drinks :D

My mate – think he belongs to the hair bear bunch for those of you who remember them :D

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F*ck her soulie m8 f*ck her hard and and make her scream, do her on the kitchen table, the dining room table the coffee table, oh and the bedside table.

Mmmm just noticed i have a thing about tables :roll:

Slip her yer salami and cream her mate feck what the women want ya to do :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ps The table thing was just a joke :lol: :roll:

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Can I pretend to be a squaddie

Sh!t i am a squaddie, best try and be summit else :shock:

Oh and be nice to the woman, otherwise ya get a right good old spanking :lol: :lol: either that or anal probed or even locked in a closet for weeks on end with no water or food, and only your excrement to sleep in :lol: :lol:

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@reileyroo wrote:

That car cannot be real chav! I dont believe that its a real pic, i think that chav design has been super imposed on there. R we telling porky pies chav?

Oh i believe it is real Reileyroo, Only someone like chav would have a car apinted so incredibly disgusting, and it’s a lousy apint job at that. That is it aint black and white tape he used to give his biege dismall car a slightly more interesting look :lol: :lol:

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Is that you head butting the wall there Beatty darlin, and if so why? :roll: :lol:

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@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@chav wrote:

check dis out den
dis is me car man

wicked innit

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Chavtastic! 8)

How much does a tin of Burberry paint cost these days :roll: :roll:

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Oh dear you really are a CHAV :shock:

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@chav wrote:

@oss wrote:

That car is older than most people on here chav ffs, and as for the beige tartan design – you a gay jock or summit :lol: :lol: :lol:

oi! dat car is a classic man, all da girlz wanna av a ride in it
max power wanted 2 take sum photos i said NO! ya mag int gud enuf,
a bin finkin about puttin a nitro in it man

Chav mate, if i was you i would think about sticking 20 lbs of C4 in it and running a hundred foot 3mm fuse and connecting it to a detonator and pushing the button. Let it join the chav heaven of forgetable things :lol: :lol: :lol:

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