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@Jagged Edge wrote:

Looks like a nice Place Oss!

It aint jagged – it’s a bullet ridden sh!t hole – but hey the weather is good

30 degrees tomorrow – might have to get some sun bathing in before my run in the afternoon :D

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MG being on top of me made me smile :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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@squeezy wrote:

Well, my nickname has been Squeezy for years – I like it cos its funny.

On here I get varioations….Squishy, Squidgy, Squidge, Squeezeball (thats a new one lol) :lol: and….erm…Squirmy (Capt’n C unty)

And my loke calls me either Squeezy or ‘Tart’….in the nicest possible way lol :lol: :lol:

Can I call ya Squidgywidgywoowoopossompetal :roll: :lol: :lol:

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Maybe an opportunist thief stole a set of tools out of an NTL van and then used the tools to break in to the coroners van where there was a corpse in the back, so he took the corpse was running along the street with this corpse on his shoulder and then bumped into a copper and said” you gotta help me he’s stopped breathing” they copper replied “i’ll call for back up throw him in the back and we’ll get him to hospital”

At which point the NTL driver sees the bloke with his tools and notices him driving of in the cop car, the Coroners bloke has just got to his van an noticed the corpse missing and out the corner of his eye sees the NTL van speeding of, adding 2 and 2 together and getting 49,287 he thinks the NTL bloke has got it.

a couple of miles down the road the cop car is met at a junction by another cop car to help clear the road in front at which point Tiz is standing on the side of the road watching 2 cop cars flying down the road with their sirens screaming followed by an NTL Van and a coroners van all at high speed.

Well it could be true :roll:

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@squeezy wrote:

‘What’s ‘in’ but it’s ‘out’?

This is a riddle someone has asked me…any suggestions as to the answer.

I though of oxygen…it’s inside us and outside at the same time. :?

Or a curve…..for the same reason.

But they’re not right…help… :D

B is the answer :lol: :lol:

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give me on e please :twisted:

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Hehehehehe trout bag :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :roll: :twisted:

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I’m outta here – cya all later possibly :D

[Oss]

I say sin away, less divorces then :roll: :lol:

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I dunno where you are but if you are in the vacinity of me, can you please tell me where i am as i have appeared to take a wrong left turn and union junction, but i can’t tell you what direction i was coming from to turn left, although the sun was a great help cos it was in the sky and i could see where i was going, so as i don’t know where i am and you don’t know where you are, i feel we have come to a cross raods of lostdom, but i am sure at these cross roads if we travel in opposite directions one of us will find out where we are and if possible double back to let the other one know where he was, although he wouldn’t be there anymore.

There is that better :roll: :lol:

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