[Own Kah]

@giggles wrote:

or maybe he just has a huge winky!!! :shock: :lol:

Perv you are Giggly one! :lol:

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

is 19 months old today

christ don’t they grow to quick
he a right lil thug :D but i loves him dearly and no one will ever come between us xxxx

My lil man is 23! He’s been a right little thug and he’s getting married next
year! 8)

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@gemz wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

:oops: If we’re talking Plymouth that’s 198 miles… :shock:
You’d better get more bottles of red methinks, and decide on breakfast! :wink:

i’ll better bring a clean change of clothes and night then :wink: and more bottles of red wine

I was coming to you! :roll:
Didn’t realise you owned the fast car.

ok you got a choice my bed or sofa? :wink:

Slow down, you move too fast,
Gotta make the moment last;
Chili con Quorn, red wine and bread,
Then I’ll decide, sofa or bed…..
La la la la la la la la la la…
La la la la la feeling groovy. 8)

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

:oops: If we’re talking Plymouth that’s 198 miles… :shock:
You’d better get more bottles of red methinks, and decide on breakfast! :wink:

i’ll better bring a clean change of clothes and night then :wink: and more bottles of red wine

I was coming to you! :roll:
Didn’t realise you owned the fast car.

[Own Kah]

:oops: If we’re talking Plymouth that’s 198 miles… :shock:
You’d better get more bottles of red methinks, and decide on breakfast! :wink:

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@gemz wrote:

chilli sin carne sounds good lol

i’ll bring to drink :wink:

Good choice! 8)
Chili sin carne aka Chili con Quorn is my speciality dish. :D
You will not be disappointed. :wink:

We need red wine with that, what time would you like to eat?

you give me one (time) and i’ll be there

I hope you will be there, it’s a 65 mile drive to Portsmouth! :shock:

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

chilli sin carne sounds good lol

i’ll bring to drink :wink:

Good choice! 8)
Chili sin carne aka Chili con Quorn is my speciality dish. :D
You will not be disappointed. :wink:
We need red wine with that, what time would you like to eat?

[Own Kah]

Roy having blown all the money on his new cowboy boots, they
both realised they were in dire financial straits.
After much deliberation it was decided that the only way out of said dire
straits, was for Bessie to sell her body! :shock:
“But I’ve never done it before Roy, what should I do?” wailed Bessie
“Just stand on the corner, look in the cars and show some leg. When a car
stops and asks if you’re doing business, you say yes, it’s $50 for a
blow-job and $100 for sex” says Roy.
“I’m nervous” says Bessie.
“Don’t you worry none, I’ll park round the corner and if you have a problem
you come right on round and talk to me” says Roy.
So Bessie stands on the corner and she’s a pretty gal, so it isn’t too long
before a car pulls up and the driver asks is she doing business.
Bessie says yes she’s doing business, and it’s $50 for a blow-job and
$100 for sex.
The punter says he only has £50 and proceeds to undo his trousers.
Bessie looks on in awe as the punter has the biggest penis she has ever
seen in her life.
“Wait here a moment please” says Bessie, and she hurries round the
corner to Roy.
“Roy! Can you lend this guy $50?”

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

lol owen

so what you cooking us tomorrow? :wink:

Wednesday is my day off and I have a fast car! 8)
What would you like?
I can cook chilli sin carne, spag bol, Sunday dinner with
veggie toad in the hole. :D

[Own Kah]

@gemz wrote:

owen sounds nice

You got me sussed! :oops:

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