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@mrs_teapot wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@mrs_teapot wrote:
quick…hold her down…. anyone got a gag? :D
OMG! It’s Christian Grey!
Ha Ha… drags panda off to the room of pain….. I still haven’t read what goes on in there but Im sure its gruesome…. shudders :shock:
*Sends text to World Wide Fund for Nature.
Get me out of here! I’m endangered! A teapot has gone mad and is threatening me with a red hot tea strainer!
*lays on back on floor and has full on tantrum
*stamps paw
I will, ya know, I will!
:D/
@tinks wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
*jogs up just in time
Phew! It’s hot. I’ll have to change into my summer fur, I think and me flip flops to show off me hairy toes and pink painted nails.
A bit of red lippy and I’ll be on the wanted list! :P
:shock:
oh my!………….I have the weirdest of visions in in my head after reading that
LOL
The way I apply make up, I end up with panda eyes and clown mouth… :P
@terry wrote:
Online stuff is totally irrelevant and meaningless.
Is that why you said to me “why dont you just **** off you ****” on another thread?
Obviously, what I said to you, you took as being both online and meaningless. :wink: :P
Some ppl are genuinely victims though. Where do you draw the line about someone being a genuine victim and someone crying wolf?
Who decides where that line is drawn?
*jogs up just in time
Phew! It’s hot. I’ll have to change into my summer fur, I think and me flip flops to show off me hairy toes and pink painted nails.
A bit of red lippy and I’ll be on the wanted list! :P
@jen_jen wrote:
She shivered in anticipation as the wrapper rustled. Slowly, teasingly, she peeled it back, her eyes widening, her pupils dilating as she took in the shape, the texture, the length…she wondered how on earth she could fit it all in, she wasn’t exactly a big girl in that department. A dare was a dare though, her friend Carla had promised her that if she succeeded she would have the most intense, orgasmic experience ever and her inner goddess screamed in delight. She closed her eyes and breathed in deeply…oh the aroma, she was in sensory heaven! But could she? She bit her lip and blushed at the thought as her inner goddess yawned and filed her nails. Carla’s voice rang in her ears: “You won’t do it though, you’re too refined, too much of a ladieeeeee” in that sing-song, slightly mocking voice, whilst her inner goddess tutted impatiently. Well she’d show Carla, she was about to add a new experience to her journey in becoming a woman of the world.
She opened her eyes and gasped as she took in the wonderous sight of the deep brown rippled surface, the length just taking her breath away as she imagined taking it all in one go. It was time, time to experience it totally, in all its magnificent glory. She licked her lips, closed her eyes, opened her rosebud pink lips and let the tip enter her mouth….then shoved the whole flake in in one go! Unable to make a sound although her inner goddess made up for it with wild whoops of delight, her eyes widened as the chocolate melted in her mouth, coating every part of it, her pretty cheeks bulging as she experienced complete sensory overload and collapsed in a state of bliss, blasting that damned pmt-chocolate craving into oblivion.
No more fun-size flakes for her, she was a woman of the world now and was going to demand full size every time from now on.
You been spying on me! :P
Does anyone remember the scene from Harry Enfiled when Waynetta Slob tries to seduce Wayne with a flake?
*cries
