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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

He tries to but her inner goddess gobbles it up (the bar that is) and she has the most amazing phenylethylamine-induced orgasm she has ever experienced…

*snickers @ that

Well it was a marathon…

Was she exhausted After Eight?

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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

He tries to but her inner goddess gobbles it up (the bar that is) and she has the most amazing phenylethylamine-induced orgasm she has ever experienced…

*snickers @ that

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@jen_jen wrote:

Sorry, I was practising for my new book, 50 Shades of Chocolate… :oops:

Does the bloke hit the woman with a bar? :D

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@jen_jen wrote:

Ahem…I would eat it cold from the fridge, slowly and savouring every mouthful, allowing the chocolate to melt in my mouth and swirling the melted chocolate around my tongue before…..

You’ve done it now, jen. I suspect you’ve got Terry all excited.

Nah.

Second thoughts, now, I bet if you tell him you eat your fish and chips straight from the Daily Mail…

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I thought this thread was going to contain another of Terry’s classic pics. I suspect others did too, so as not to be disappointed, I’m posting this as a substitute:

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@terry wrote:

@j_in_france wrote:

quite right terry – drama queen’s should be banned from buying 99’s from ice cream shops and I leave it to jen-jen as to what she does with the flake

I wonder how jen jen would eat a flake.

Will I suspect she would pick it up, put part of it in her mouth, bite a piece off, chew it and swallow it.

And then she’ll repeat the process until she’s finished.

After all, I think that is how most ppl eat food unless you do it differently, Terry?

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I thought Terry would have preferred to buy his ice creams from a white van man called Mr Softy, Mr Whippy or Mr Cone Head.

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@terry wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

With or without a flake?

I’ve never referred to panda as a ‘flake’

:roll:

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What a beautiful, moving thread.

I shed a tear.

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@sceptical guy wrote:

I would quite like a gun…

Moss Side doesn’t seem to bother anbout what the law says about guns….

the real world is a world of guns…

Protection of life has to come first..and in a world wehre quite a few peeps have guns (legally and not) and are willing to use them…well, telling them it’s illegal isn’t going to do one thing or another

We should pass a law stating that all those who own guns, legally or illegally must shoot themselves dead.

Then there would be no more people owning guns. :D

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