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Laurence was sitting on my doorstep at 7.30 this evening patiently awaiting his food.
He had cat food and a sausage and bacon sandwich.
He didn’t leave a tip, though. :twisted:
Jamaicans, always high on da ganja, drink too much proof rum and are lazy.
Sorry! I can’t speak French, hate wine so it sounds like a job from hell for me.
I also adhere to that old adage, never mix business with pleasure!
Oops, we did it again. ](*,)
@minim wrote:
I hope you are upwind then!!!!!
Lol. Oh no. There is the odd pen and ink from Old Father Thames at times.
Penalties! Oh lord.
@minim wrote:
Actually apologies to all people from Essex! :) My gramps was from Essex and I used to go there all the time when I was a nipper and loved it.
……….I am just joshing about! Thought i’d better point that out as some people don’t know me very well on here and don’t know my sense of humour, which is a bit on the dry side!!!!
:lol:
Hehehehe. :lol:
I can see dagenham from where I live … Luckily, the Thames is in the way.
Rooney is dire. Gives the ball away too much.
Dunno what’s gonna happen. :?
@minim wrote:
on a different note
……..i’ve just discovered I’ve got a stalker! Is stalking a chav kind of thing to do? Or can stalkers come from all walks of life? If you are being stalked by a chav is that worse that being stalked by someone from Essex?
Hmmm. I think rich ppl would pay a servant to do the stalking. I think it’s a middle / working class thing. I think it’s the ultimate disgrace being stalked by someone from Essex.
Serious though you should tell the police or at least arm yourself with a white stiletto.
Baloteli’s hair style makes him look like a stegosaurus.
