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@rogue trader wrote:

my cats called dave,and he hates being called david.

I make you right on that. No self respecting cat wants to be called David. Can you imagine how the likes of Tiddles and Fluffy would take the p1ss out of him?

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I used to work with a guy called Wayne Kerr.

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@rogue trader wrote:

ok back to chezzer, bang her in the eurovision next year, lets make sure we come last .

She could sing that old Geordie classic, Fog on the Tyne. :P

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I can honestly say, I am not in the least bit jealous of Cheryl Cole.

I won’t pander to her. :P

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@rogue trader wrote:

panda,dont explain rhyming slang to us,we are aware, you know
hmm now theres an idea, a rhyming slang thread. :idea:

Lol, sorry. I have a friend from Blackpool you see, and she can only watch Eastenders with the subtitles on so I just assumed all Northerners are mutt and jeff. :P

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Whether she’s “beautiful” or not, I cannot condone the hero worship of talentless ppl.

Not her or anyone else who is famous simply because they have good looks and nothing else.

I suppose one talentless woman “singing” in tribute to another is quite apt, though.

:P

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Yacht?

*burp

What yacht?

:P

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Oh actually, I think that second pic might be Mr Panda… :P

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@wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

*looks out from beneath bamboo bunker

So you two, this bamboo, is it safe to eat?

I’m Hank Marvin, so hungry I’m just a shadow of my former self. :P

I dumped the peed on lot, cleaned up the trail and everything round the bunker is hygienic and fresh. I even double checked the source and the bamboo is organically grown and ethically traded – eat away and enjoy!

Thanks, Words.

Oh just one more thing:

:P

PS: Cute, aren’t I? :P :P :P

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@wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@wordsworth60 wrote:

@irish_lucy wrote:

@wordsworth60 wrote:

In the dock? I see a nice 25 ft yacht, a sunlit evening, a gin and tonic, nicely chilled, warm breeze soft music in the background . . . . . .

=P~

Name the date and i’m there :wink:

Only can you make it after the court date were Tom is suing me for money as per his PM. I will be counter suing on principal as I shall win due to the deffermation of charater, distress he has caused me and for the false accuations of his charater.

Well if Tom’s not gonna win, any chance you could find something else naughty to do, I quite fancy having a bad woman on the yacht . . . . . .

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

What about a baaaaaaaaad bear? :P

Is that an offer . . . ?

8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Depends, Words.

I’m endangered and high maintenance.

What you got to offer me?

PS, I’m still in the bunker. You haven’t answered my question from the other thread about that bamboo.

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