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  • #510928

    @terry wrote:

    You’ve got to have naan bread too.

    Agreed. But I can’t eat a whole one. I have to share it.

    #511839

    No penalties – Ashley Young wasn’t playing so there was no need for the penalty boxes to be made into swimming pools.

    #510925

    Has to be vegetable madras for me.

    #510958

    @tinks wrote:

    i have an ex who wasn’t very nice to live with………..can i get him sent to court?………i’m due some kind of revenge :D

    I’m with ya tinks – my late, ex husband wasn’t very nice either. I want revenge too. :P

    #510953

    @terry wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    @terry wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    @terry wrote:

    He’s in court facing a charge of “not being a very nice man to live with.”

    It was a law introduced by Harriet Harman (a known hater of men) when the Labour Party were last in power. It covers areas where no crime has actually been committed and no real evidence is available (or exists) but is designed to make sure the man will suffer nonetheless.

    Surely the charge should be that he’s just too damn hairy to live with?

    And that accent too. Surely a crime against humanity….

    Any accent other than that of a Londoner is a crime against humanity, innit blud? :P

    I don’t have an accent (I think..) so I might be safe.

    On the subject of Collins his ex-girlfriend has said she didn’t leave him because she was desperately in love with him.

    :shock:

    She’s into self harming then? The mind boggles.

    #510766

    @sceptical guy wrote:

    I didn’t run off with any of the girl pupils, though.

    What about the girl teachers? :P

    #510762

    @panda12 wrote:

    @nicey wrote:

    Is Blue John a cuddles and hugs star? :?

    Sounds more like a cuddles and hugs Star. :P

    Oh ffs! What’s wrong with typing p o r n star?

    #510761

    @nicey wrote:

    Is Blue John a cuddles and hugs star? :?

    Sounds more like a Porn Star. :P

    #510951

    @terry wrote:

    @panda12 wrote:

    @terry wrote:

    He’s in court facing a charge of “not being a very nice man to live with.”

    It was a law introduced by Harriet Harman (a known hater of men) when the Labour Party were last in power. It covers areas where no crime has actually been committed and no real evidence is available (or exists) but is designed to make sure the man will suffer nonetheless.

    Surely the charge should be that he’s just too damn hairy to live with?

    And that accent too. Surely a crime against humanity….

    Any accent other than that of a Londoner is a crime against humanity, innit blud? :P

    #510949

    @terry wrote:

    He’s in court facing a charge of “not being a very nice man to live with.”

    It was a law introduced by Harriet Harman (a known hater of men) when the Labour Party were last in power. It covers areas where no crime has actually been committed and no real evidence is available (or exists) but is designed to make sure the man will suffer nonetheless.

    Surely the charge should be that he’s just too damn hairy to live with?

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