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My favourite films with pies are the Yorkshire re-makes of the Bond films:

1. For your Pies Only
2. The Pie who Loved Me
3. Pie Finger
4. Pie Another Day
5. Golden Pie
6. Tomorrow Never Pies
7. Live and Let Pie
8. Piemans are Forever
9. Octopiesy

And the forthcoming, new Bond film, Piefall

I posted this before but no one appreciated it.

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Hehehhehehhehehehehhehhe!

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What’s with all the American spelling on this thread!

:shock:

Defense. Offense.

It’s defence and offence.

I’m my defence I take offence. :P

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@tinks wrote:

anc ……i was given the name lionel blair last night :-k or was it all a dream? [-o< i fookin hope so

Hehehhehehehhenehhee!

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@tinks wrote:

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Ma shoes – all the better to woo you with:

Ma shoes?…………..has one gone missing? :-k

looks like something Lionel Blair would wear * shudders * now he’s very scarey 8-[

Oops! Here’s the other one (with a little bit of help from flip horizontal):

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@rubyred wrote:

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@jen_jen wrote:

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Les, classy jumper! How much you want for it?

*gets cheque book out

Pssssst Noel….that’s the one you put in the charity bag when the BBC dumped you, remember?

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The BBC didn’t dump me! I left! [-X

I was too good for them! Too big for them! I much prefer my afternoon slot tucked away on Channel 4 rather than hosting prime time Saturday Night TV on BBC1. [-(

You tell him Jen jen ! I bought the jumper as it went to auction.thanks to the variety club of Great Britain. Its to help those less fortunate than ourselves..I look Great in it.. AManda Holden always said i looked like a RIGHT cheery little Red Breast in it. and noels latest show has been cancelled because its not exciting enough. MY Les Dennis comedy store will go down in history. Just lke that…. sorry Tommy cooper mode there..” like that, no just like that “..

Feck off, Les, you has been! Look at the state of ya:

Whereas me, I’m a big o’ hunk of lurrrrrrrrve, ladies:

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Or do what I do – copy and paste the pervy pm’s in the room and watch em leave double quick, lol. :D

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

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@mrs_teapot wrote:

Bit like these but mine had two roses…. so ner :D

Ooo! Now they are bad. What did you do with them?

Charity shop….

Poor charity shop, lol :D

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@jen_jen wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Les, classy jumper! How much you want for it?

*gets cheque book out

Pssssst Noel….that’s the one you put in the charity bag when the BBC dumped you, remember?

:shock:

The BBC didn’t dump me! I left! [-X

I was too good for them! Too big for them! I much prefer my afternoon slot tucked away on Channel 4 rather than hosting prime time Saturday Night TV on BBC1. [-(

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