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@Melody wrote:

Haha

When Pasty and I signed up to twitter we started a mini competition to see who could get a retweet or a mention message off a celeb first…

I would just like to say…

I WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I got a mention and a retweet off Lennox Lewis tonight… yayyyyyyyyyyyy

HA! no win, lenox has a glass chin and Z list.

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19. Most likely to be caught sniffing the mother in laws knickers……..Craig

20. Most likely to be a ‘brownie’ leader………Del

21. Most likely to be the editor of ‘fist’ magazine….Lez

Enough! back to the room!

Pasty.x
:D :D :D

Just heard!

Terrible terrible news. Lovely bloke! RIP Sol

Pasty.xxx :(

@Melody wrote:

I dunno if am more jealous of Del or Des on this occasion :lol:

I’m jealous with rage!

Pasty.x :D

@desmondy wrote:

@pasty wrote:

*note to self: must dye hair and return boots to Des.

Pasty.xxx :D

Wondered where they went! Any chance of the Susan Boyle hairpiece back aswell?

Sure, no problem, you can have it back after i’ve finished using it for washing the motor.

Pasty.x

@LucyLocket wrote:

cuz im in cyber love with a sexy brunette that wears knee high boots yum! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

*note to self: must dye hair and return boots to Des.

Pasty.xxx :D

@desmondy wrote:

@flame wrote:

Im waiting for pasty n des to get it on :P

Some things are best kept private….

I concur…

pasty.x :D

Del you will have to apply formally to the ‘Y Fronts Gang’ if you require Des to be your internet squeeze.

Pasty.x

Ps. by the way the going rate for Des for an evening of ‘Fun’ is 17 cans of Skol payable to Jaqw

@Melody wrote:

16 I think…. for the banter… when it’s good it really does make me L O L (thanks Pasty)

:) :) :)

pasty xxx

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

Holy Crap Cosy what crawled up your fundamental orifice today? Pasty is one of the funniest here, Masterplan is lovely and i dont know who Mystery is but it is the internet and free for all.
Again im laughing at what the hell is going on in your head but really Mate, relax its only a bit of fun. (although Pasty would sniff his…

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@desmondy wrote:

@Delilah wrote:

I’m still waiting to hear what’s included in the Package………….. (!)

Im sure Pasty could rustle up a goody-bag just for you deli ;)

‘THE PACKAGE’ – ‘Y’ Front gang goody-bag,

1.Kazoo
2.Slice of arctic roll
3.A Greek waiter
4.Special surprise fun gift
5.42 cans of Aldi own brand catfood

with love…..pasty x

Hello Flame,

I suppose i would like your ample funbags if i wasn’t slightly gay but i’m very confused so cannot join in the boob banter.

pasty.x

Slips on navy gym knickers and takes one for the team

Marry

Pasty x

@Melody wrote:

16 I think…. for the banter… when it’s good it really does make me L O L (thanks Pasty)

:D :D :D Pasty x

Me, Jaqw and Des on our holiday’s circa 1976

pasty. x

Dark & Toasty!

@Melody wrote:

We have started playing this in F2 sometimes… haha.. for want of something more mature to do obviously!

Lets play it here…

Post whether you wanna snog marry or avoid the person who last posted (and remember its a game! lol) I thought about naming a person for the next person but maybe that will cause trouble… so lets see how…

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@Melody wrote:

1] whats ya favourite colour? Olive drab
2] Fav food? Pie!
3] Fav drink? Umbungo
4] Fav song? Love changes everything – climie fisher
5] Fav day out? Lego land
6] Fav tv program? Toss up between tenko and funhouse
7] Fav website? YouTube
8] Fav cartoon character? Captain caveman
9] fav animal? Worm
10] Fav item of clothing you own?…

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@Grotbags wrote:

Wouldn’t it be more productive to give him an envelope which says “open at other end” on both ends?

Hours of entertainment for him :wink:

I’m taking that idea to the dragon’s den!

@Melody wrote:

We’ve had the last… lets have the first :lol:

1) Who was your first kiss with, where was it and how old were you?

Er… now let me think… first proper 1, I was slow dancing (whitney Houston – Saving all my love for you) with a girl called sam who looked like a fella. i unfortunately obtained a ‘chubby’ and proceeded to stick…

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