PATS

shaz u watchin amy live at oxegen on TMF???…….just done back to black.

@sharongooner wrote:

I quite like being a virgin thankyou very much, but it does sound like you had a laugh.

Cath… I wanna know what you edited all your posts for… what did you say ffs?!

i lost track in the end shaz wen caff reverted to typing in hindustani…..and calling everyone kunts. :lol: :lol:

@sharongooner wrote:

@PATS wrote:

ohhhhhh an can i just say..am watchin bblb at mo…..george lamb dressed all in black………..hubba hubba. =P~ =P~

His Dad is Peggy’s new squeeze on eastenders Pat 8)

i know shaz….i fancied him as well many years ago when he was in a series called fox. about a family who ran the manor they lived on. there…[Read more]

@*Sian wrote:

I bet you shafted the deckchair bloke! :lol: 8)

i actually pulled a south african surfer………and the hotel chef………and my ma in law who was with me pulled the owner of the hotel. we got free drinks all night as the surfer also worked the bar at night….and free food courtesy of the chef.
and i dont even wanna think what…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

@PATS wrote:

go clubbing wiv sunny….sian………pebbs………shaz…….pp…….an rubes.
sneak over to battys an go joyriding in her volvo.
call at shazzas an flirt like mad wif dave.
go thro rubes punk nd northern soul collection.
order chines fa everyone and give sgt the bill…….. :wink:
nip to oss/s barracks and spray oss…

[Read more]

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@the big hill wrote:

PS, did u ave fun with toy when i took him round to urs, u no he was wearing the leather studded dog lead and rein lol, and u in the leather leotard with a kinky whip lol :lol: :wink:

thats the 2nd time you’ve mentioned this fantasy now :shock: – i assume you’ll be there in full gimp outfit with a snooker…

[Read more]

@rubyred wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

nah im normally down that way this time of year.. its dundee hols, so i would spend them in me pals in Tunbridge wells,and another in surrey. so im kinda missing not being there. nothing holds me back pip, me and my red adidas holdall :)

p.s can i kip on yer couch ? ;)

lmao @ red adidas holdall. :lol:…

[Read more]

weird innit rubes…..took my son a cuppa in bed yesterday….he was watching an old episode of top gear. we got talkin about the funniest bits…..so many cos those 3 crack me up……….ad a reet giggle fa over an hour..discussed alsorts…….not liqorish………then the git sed btw i need those 2 t shirts on the floor washed dried n ironed…[Read more]

@the big hill wrote:

@PATS wrote:

well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)

ohh pats fank god ur ere, i need help, i really do, i keep gettin all me words wrong, i think i’m drunk, , do i seem drunk, or just mad, ur the only 1 who can save me now pats lol :lol: :wink:

dont make me have to slap u sensible…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

I wouldnt inflict my company on anyone at the moment

i cud allus nip to urs after defacing oss/s barracks…………. :D

@toybulldog wrote:

perhaps, while he’s waiting, he could hack into hill’s computer and install an effective spell-check

:lol: :lol:

appy birfday brig

i’ll be 39 on christmas day btw………………. :-

well that was 2 minutes of my life i’ll never get back………….. ](*,)

@rubyred wrote:

nah im normally down that way this time of year.. its dundee hols, so i would spend them in me pals in Tunbridge wells,and another in surrey. so im kinda missing not being there. nothing holds me back pip, me and my red adidas holdall :)

p.s can i kip on yer couch ? ;)

lmao @ red adidas holdall. :lol: :lol: :lol:

go clubbing wiv sunny….sian………pebbs………shaz…….pp…….an rubes.
sneak over to battys an go joyriding in her volvo.
call at shazzas an flirt like mad wif dave.
go thro rubes punk nd northern soul collection.
order chines fa everyone and give sgt the bill…….. :wink:
nip to oss/s barracks and spray oss as a 1 inch di/ck all…[Read more]

@Oss wrote:

sad so sad :twisted:

sod off my thread ian. [-X

@cath 55 wrote:

@PATS wrote:

ohhhhhh an can i just say..am watchin bblb at mo…..george lamb dressed all in black………..hubba hubba. =P~ =P~

me too lol x

caff ur alive whoooooooooooo. hows the head hehehe. :lol:

ohhhhhh an can i just say..am watchin bblb at mo…..george lamb dressed all in black………..hubba hubba. =P~ =P~

rubes was funny as fook………..i was slightly inebreiated meself tho………and caff was paraletic. where were uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu……….pfttttttttttt.

rubes..did ye notice last night…kat went straight to rex after lisa finally flipped and gave him some of his own medicine..and kat started wiv the whiney little…….i hateit wen u fight i love u all routine. darnell sed….kat u are the only person in this house who involves themselves in everybodies business and rows……….even when its…[Read more]