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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@pats wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@pats wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@pats wrote:
:P :P :P :P :P :P PURRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chucks bucket off water over ya :roll:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.wet t shirt……………….
:roll: :roll: :roll:
shame your tits are almost at your ankles (or at least I reckon the lads will think that)
:D :D wot tits?…………….pmllllllllllll.
:shock: :shock: dont even wanna think about it lol
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@fastcars wrote:
Some woman are like lava lamps…. odd shaped and full of squidgy bits…..oh yeah… and not very bright either……….
What was u saying about ciggys darling…… :wink:
:P lmfaoooooooooooooooooo
@ugo wrote:
I no someone who loves lava lamps but unfortunately she was once turning one off when suddenly it BLEW UP IN her face ( third degree burns ) ooops “did” i say unfortunately pml
:lol: lmaooooooooooooooooo ugo………………….lies do tend to backfire on ye tho……………..
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@pats wrote:
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@pats wrote:
:P :P :P :P :P :P PURRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chucks bucket off water over ya :roll:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.wet t shirt……………….
:roll: :roll: :roll:
shame your tits are almost at your ankles (or at least I reckon the lads will think that)
:D :D wot tits?…………….pmllllllllllll.
@~*Lucky*~ wrote:
@pats wrote:
:P :P :P :P :P :P PURRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chucks bucket off water over ya :roll:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.wet t shirt……………….
:P :P :P :P :P :P PURRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
:lol: sumone on ere obvioulsly does………………… :wink:
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
Data transfer.A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. “Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces
What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
Locking the car door.A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Awww, look at the dead birdie”. The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,
“For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”“Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband” said the
wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the
Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.Then it was the husband’s turn. He thought for a moment and said: “Well,
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this Will never come
again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me.”The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish… So the fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – the husband
became 92 years old.The moral of the story:
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