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@the_bulldog wrote:
@bon bon wrote:
But will they get me high???? :shock: :?
Yeah but you’ll have the time of your life.. laugh continuosly for 6 hours and eventually understand the meaning of life.. and how not to take it too seriously :D
bit like reading these boards then. 8)
wat did the old h/cut look like????
SEXPOT Sara’s shocked housemates – by telling them she loves a rough shag.
During a boozy nookie chat the Aussie bombshell said she craves forceful sex.
The gang were swapping shag stories when the beauty said she prefers rough to tumble.
She said: “I like it when you’re in a relationship and you’ve got a lot of foreplay going on.
“But what I really like is it just rough.
“Just grab me and give it to me now.”
Aging hippy Belinda also let slip her secrets – telling the crew she loves having her “clitoris sucked”.
Christ almighty.
Even cuddly Kat has a red-light routine – telling giggling housemates she’s “good with her mouth”.
That prompted Dale to dub the Thai masseuse ‘sucky power’.
But while the girls bragged, dad-of-one Stu was more bashful.
He said: “I haven’t got a lot to work with.”
But he added: “I can do some good s*it man.”
Sex-mad housemates also drew up a shag-skills league table.
Rex and Kat both gave themselves full marks in the sack.
But leathery Lisa took the title.
She said: “I’m gonna keep it simple — it’s a definite ten-plus.”
Sleazy boyfriend Mario disagreed, giving her a far greater score.
He quipped: “You’re a 69!”
Sara and Stu followed with nines, will Darnell awarded himself a “solid eight”.
Bottom of the pile was nerdy Luke.
He admitted to be a rubbish lover – giving himself a feeble TWO out of ten.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
the rocky horror show
aspects of love
from *chess*
i’ll do it agen tmozz see if i got any posher :lol:
always x
