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@fastcars wrote:

3……………… pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

8)

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@fastcars wrote:

At a guess…. I would say…. 3?

breathes in n counts………….

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@fastcars wrote:

I got to 11…. how far did you get?

mind ya own………… 8)

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@bon bon wrote:

Check the children are asleep and safe and kiss their little foreheads and wish them sweet dreams. Make sure they are safe and nicey tucked up. Gaze at them lovingly for a minute or two, sigh and creep out into my bedroom…..

where I get my work clothes on and go stand on a street corner.

:lol: :lol: @ that.
i check littleun hasnt turned his telly bk on. empty the ashtrays check doors put dog to bed..switch telly off……prise mr pats eyelids open an tell him i’m goin to bed..unless hes snoring in which case i leave him on couch :D bounce around till i’m comfy then go to sleep. 8)

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counting to 10 b4 u let rip………………. 8)

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hot.

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does anyone actually care????

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@*Sian wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

Women have a tendancy to moan during hot menopausal flushes.. 8)

As PATS been giving you earache again :lol:

:-#

:lol:

:roll: :roll:

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u cud keep a hot air balloon afloat. 8)

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u ave cellulite..wrinkles.skanky hair…a saggy ass………an u cant sing either. 8)

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