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lol. me and the rest of the neighbours are now listening to mr pats blasting out his new cd. he sed to littleun aww nice card did u pick it urself? littleun replied nah me mum bought it. :D

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

pats have you left instructions with your other half to log in and inform the rest of us when you pop off?

nah. the old coont will be out celebrating while they scrape me off the tyres of the runaway truck that mowed me down.

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@(f)politics? wrote:

@pats wrote:

sitting with my cat till 3am while she had her babies. 4 ….all black wiv touches of white. :D

awwww cute congrats granny p.ussy lol

that dont sound right do it :lol:

they is gawjus poli.mind u i’m still stiff after sittin bhind the couch wif her she wouldnt let me leave. cant wait to find out if they is boys are girls. :D

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i apologise cath ………was only tryin to lighten the thread up.
but this statement by sunny still has me gigglin in a heap. :oops:

YOU was what about me i only said we aint brought no f00ker in the tranfure window and all hell broke loose

I sobbed till me bottom lip droped off from all the tremblering i tell ya DROPED OFF

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no siggy till we are back up

i’ll get me coat n leave now. :oops: :oops:

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sitting with my cat till 3am while she had her babies. 4 ….all black wiv touches of white. :D

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@~Pebbles~ wrote:

now i dont know what everyone has got against mario i think hes alright :? BUT during tonights show i was cringing at some of the things he was saying about having a fan club back home etc ffs – and i know its edited, but it doesnt look good at the moment for him – reckon hes out next week :twisted:

omg at that pebbs. *when i was on ant n dec*…..bokes…………i nr threw up. how fookin vain are them 2????……….grits her teef.

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@forumhostgm wrote:

well i’m still traumatised over the last funeral we had :shock:

it went a bit like this………….

Pat’s led the mourners (professional ones by the way) to the crematorium
but didnt crack on that she had a few sherries before she got there,

it was only when i saw her winking :wink: at the minister i knew she had been
at the bottle.

meanwhile…….. sunny had her walkman plugged into her ears sneakily listening
to the footie as we sang abide with me :shock: then…….. as the coffin slowly
slipped away sunny jumped up and yelled GET IN THERE! i almost died with my legs up
but soon composed myself when i realised that she was reffering to the goal just scored by birmingham.

i tell ya, i was mortified :oops:

just dont ever tell anyone i fell in the grave GM……….an u left me there. :evil: :evil:

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@sunny wrote:

Im in and aint been shot yet lol

on me way. trembles. :lol:

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@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

:shock: dirty b*tches :lol:

u luv us really. :wink:

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@sunny wrote:

LEGSLESS gronessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

just rememeber to wipe ya lettus after :lol:

i do.on floor. :lol:

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