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@drummerchris wrote:

@pats wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

Best pair for any man on here to have a threesome with would be Pats and Suns, Pats for tongue action and Suns in the lower region. :lol:

shall we give drummer chris some real action sian………… :wink:

*is looking forward to this…..*

well my tongue as bin likened tto a roll of carpet drummer

all brown n furry. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

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ble edin hell give us slow ones a chance. i used to love esmes crossword on desi/s forum.

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7 years ago mr pats decided to buy a puter. i told him they were a complete waste of money and it would just gather dust same as the rest of his must have gadgets….at the same time i was really into showing and breeding my bulldogs. so one night i was playing around on the bulldog sites……..found a dog forum where i could exchange chat about our beloved pets.
anyways……someone mentioned chatsites.so i googled.and jc was first one that came up. so i had a nosey. sat and watched for a while…..mainly cos everyone completely ignored me at first :D then noticed a couple of girls wiv same weird sense of humour as me.so started chattin.
i remember one poor bloke…triff..who took the time to spend hours one night explaining what msn was and how to get it. bless him.
before long i had my own little gang in the then regs room. met some grt people and made some good friends.
the rest is history.
oh and mr pats never did get into puters…he never got a look in after i discovered jc. :lol:

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He was a year younger than me and when I asked her what he was like she replied ‘I’d give him one’
I didn’t realise she did mean marks out of 10
lmao at that. :lol: :lol:
nope never had a blind date…only had about 3 proper b/friends b4 i met mr pats. :roll:

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@toybulldog wrote:

@pats wrote:

oasis/s new album

dig out your soul.

good one pats

brillaiant album toy.altho i just got a lecture from mims fa d/loadin it instead of buyin it. :oops: 8)

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@*Sian wrote:

Best pair for any man on here to have a threesome with would be Pats and Suns, Pats for tongue action and Suns in the lower region. :lol:

shall we give drummer chris some real action sian………… :wink:

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@*Dawny* wrote:

My ikkle un had a new boyfriend at the start of school in August. They finished last week cos he is childish :roll: (he is 12) ikkle un was upset and wanted to know why boys had to be so childish and act like they are 2? Gave her the speel about them never growing up etc
She just told me that today in school, this boy called one of the teachers Dad, she very nearly wet herself telling me. She said “mum you was right, Karma! Serves him right for being a jerk!” :lol: :lol: :lol:

lol dawny my brat met a girlfriend on holiday in august. she has rung him 3 times today….last time i chucked phone upstairs an sed its victoria again for u…he sed fgs whats she want NOW!!! :lol:

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oasis/s new album

dig out your soul.

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@drummerchris wrote:

I sort of have…..
…. although it was more a manage a quatre

Um – ooooooo tricky one to pick from JC as i don’t know anyone from the new bunch – but…… if i was to choose i’d say:
Kenty, Esme (obviously), Sunny & Pats! :D

mmmmmmmmm come to momma drummer =P~ …….. :lol:

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