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i ope u get mange. *lights a fag an flounces off* [-(
i/d rather stick pins in my eyes than watch it.
@toybulldog wrote:
Whatever can the question mean.
I was once a dealer but it was a long time ago. I used to sell counterfeit biscuits in a shady part of biscuit town. It financed my first empire. The best thing was bringing them into the country one at a time, flying low to avoid coastal radar, and this kept the street price high for digestives. Eventually the Feds nabbed me – damn those Feds and their advanced biscuit surveillance techniques…….they gave me twenty years in Alcatraz. But I managed to float away on a garibaldi I had stashed away. I then held up a store (it was easy holding it up – all them biscuits gave me criminal strength you see) and continued with my getaway.
Not proud of any of this of course and I’d appreciate it if you kept this information to yourself. But we were all young once. Nowadays I’m a changed man. If a person was to offer me a nice biscuit now with my afternoon tea, why first I slowly count to ten, try and focus on how my life used to be such hell, and use advanced meditation techniques to slow my metabolism right down.
Then I attack that person.
:lol: :lol:
@johnboy25 wrote:
Bet Ronaldo’s a relieved man – even I knew where his penalty was going. Sometimes it works for you, sometimes it doesn’t :lol:
he spent more time on his ar se than his feet. :evil:
signs up as pebbles pa……………come on dont be shy. 8)
@rubyred wrote:
oooh ronaldo.
/rubs legs in Vic reeves fashion.
shame on uuuuuuuuuuuu…………………lol. now lampard………… :P :P :P :P :P :P
what a fookin fantastic nights telly. chelsea was robbed!!!!!!!!…………gawd i aint interested in footy normally but it cud ave gone either way…..i screamed out loud wen that cocky tw at ronaldo missed penalty……….an nrly died wen john terry slipped. chelsea were better team i dunt care wat anyone ses!.
me n mr pats will be cheerin on chelsea. fookin hate man u. wonder how many times ronaldo will throw himself over clutchin summet every time a chelsea player so much as looks at him. :?:
the funniest bit of this thread is mary j sayin mary didnt give joseph his *material rights* :lol:
